Howmanheyman

"It's ok he can play 'mammies and daddies' with his cellmate and suck mammy's cock."

Mind, if it was one of the hardmen from rtg I'd have been off like a shot, I haven't got a death wish after all. The bairn would've had to cope by herself, fuck that!

He was fighting the Persian immortals plus hundreds of thousands of others. I'd be taking on half pissed Gazza bad breath and his mate, josh 'couldn't put the cat out' Slobb so I'll have been alright.

I was prepared to go down and stand in their doorway as if the doorway was the small pass at Thermopylae and I was Leonidas and kick the fuck out of anyone trying to harm the young lasses in there but I'll not bother now. (Lucky escape for the slack jawed divvies if they even thought about it iyam).

If it's happening now where's the videos? It would be all over social media. Not a fucking peep. And if it is going to happen, perish the thought, where's the evidence for it? Just 'hearing this, hearing that.'

It's bollocks yet some of the ones suggesting it's happening or about to happen are DYING for it to be true. You can tell.

Some west ham cunt is telling me what is happening in Wallsend right now, I've told him it wasn't or isn't at the minute as I've been there and my daughter is messaging her sister as we speak but he's obviously the one that knows what's happening at the minute and not me.

Just had to drive around Wallsend as there's rumours going around that there's rioters coming down from either byker, north shields or both. One of the daughters is working there today. I spoke to a policeman who says it's a rumour and nothing that they know but we're worried. A couple of businesses have put their shutters down but it's hard to tell because there's always some shops in Wallsend with shutters down. I was looking out for unusual (for Wallsend) types walking around but only seen about two pairs of lads who look like they could be down to watch/take part. The bairn was begging me not to go in to the pharmacy but I'm finding it hard not to. This cunt farage wants absolutely fucked as do the like of Hartley brewer etc al. I'm foaming and obviously worried.

I'm on it somewhere if it's good news you're after?

Ritchie's exactly the type of player a division two team needs if they're going for promotion but obviously you need some decent young players alongside the experience as well.

Wins and he's a Brit, loses and he's a useless jock.

"I feeeel good, I knew that I would now, I feeeel good, I knew that I would now, So good, so good I got this medal around my neck."

"He had to add the words to it!"

I sincerely hope it's not just the monkeys who get the time but the organ grinders who egg them on and sit in the background not getting their hands dirty and aren't as stupid as the dipshits they use.

I've read 'Calcio' by John Foot and he did mention that rivalry but there's that many rivalries, vendettas, bribery and scandals in the history of Italian football you simply can't remember them all!

Ah, she's seen sense then?

Didn't stop Baggio going there or Vlahovic. (That's probably one of the reasons Fiorentina hate them!)

That's the first time he came to my attention and I immediately thought, 'what a colossal cunt this bloke must be?' Spoilt, rich cunt used to having his arse licked no doubt.

Once you have the type of money musk has the media starts talking about you, wide open eyes, big smile in a 'lets see what Elon Musk is doing' way like he's the fifth Beatle announcing a new album/tour instead of being an obscenely rich cunt getting to dictate news etc because he's obscenely rich, so obscenely rich that they might think calling him 'hardworking' might actually offend him so they'll label him something like 'genius' or whatever.

If that happens it's good news for them as it means [insert whoever their CF is here] will now go for £50m. Gerrinn!! FTM etc.

Like the avatar, TMH. Like. It.

According to the Knight he's been spotted at NUFC already, someone passed on a photo they took on their phone? I'll see if I can find it. I'm not sure, looks legit to me?