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They sell other clubs shirts in the shop at the Gallowgate end already.

We were 6 points ahead of Sunnalun, Stevie, not twelve but I know what you're saying. Like the good David Kelly says, it's everything about the Ashley controlled NUFC that depresses. Even when he does something right it's more a case of a broken watch being right twice in a day. (And ticket deals to woo fans are in place as a sweetner to accept mediocrity to a support who now know we've signed up to Loserville under this cunt).

'fucking hell! It's Paul Cannell!' falls into the 'different' category as well. Another good laugh/read about a former NUFC player. (It was only about £1.50 or something when when I bought it on kindle).

"Searching for a destiny that's mine there's another place another time. Touching many hearts along the way Yeah Hoping that I'll never have to say It's just an illusion - illusion - illusion."

FYP.

Alan Pardew = Too much fucking. Mike Ashley = Needs a good fucking. Joe Kinnear = What the fucking?!

Just to prove it isn't personal I'll jump in the shower with her and scrub her back.

Mike The club obviously feel only 300-500 are unhappy how we are run. Might be an idea not to renew (if you haven't already), to make the message a bit clearer.

Poor Lee Ryder by the way. Here's a thread now talking about Thomson House being banned by NUFC and the thread title is calling him a tit. Unlucky, Lee.

Hope Wendy has a good long shower when she finishes work, you know, to wash the stench of this regime off. Does Mike Wendy think that only 300 people are unhappy with his regime and the march was a non-story? Or is it another publicity shot in the arm for Mike Ashley/Sports Direct? Or is he just the big baby we think he is?

A load of shite by another of Mike Ashley's lackeys.

Zico Martin got mentioned but there was fuck all about Zanetti so it might not be for everyone.

Mine got lent out and not seen for nearly two years now. I recognise some of the names of those telling their tales.

This by far the funniest book I've read about football in general and NUFC in particular. Every game from 1979 to 1984 (including pre-season friendlies), has at least one story or comment by fans who were there whether about the game or getting there and is a bullshit-free zone. Lots of cuttings from papers and quotes from people of the time. I couldn't recommend this enough especially to anyone who went to games around then.

I wish Mike Ashley would fucking move on.

So.......if Pardew is shit.......who next? A foreign manager could be the answer for a team of foreigners. Or Joe Kinnear. My moneys on Joe or someone like Martin Allen.

Mind, still think our friends our down but that's little consolation right now.

Should they need the manager to motivate them, especially this game? Pardew's weakness is looking for excuses and trying to be tactico managerio. The players want their fucking hammers.

He's Sylvain, He prob'ly thinks this thread is about him.

Pardew didn't buy these players, he was given them. They're not a team just a collection of individuals. I don't rate the man and I don't think he owns a set of balls but he's just one of the symptoms.

Absolute, utter shit. But that's enough about sunderland and the fantastic policing by Northumbria's finest with a little help from South Yorkshire constabulary who came up to help out, (96 not out their current score I believe). Where was I? oh aye, a derby. Played with young foreign men with a sell on value against a parcel of shite with nothing to lose. The useless fuckers won by virtue of keeping at it and getting a helping hand in the lead up to the goal with the ref over-ruling his linesman incorrectly. We didn't deserve much here at all, I look at 'this group of players' (copywright C Hughton) and by and large, as a unit, they're just not up to it. Mirandinha's son, Ben Arfa, was trying be the World cup superstar again, Sissoko just needs to be anywhere other than the first team as he's been reeking the joint out for months, Unlike J69 I thought Tiote was our best player, (not saying much). We desperately need a player or two that can head a ball, please for the love of Keegan get one in. He just might be English or not have a clause in his contract, tough shit, get him in! Standing next to those wretches seeing them celebrate was no picnic in fucking Beamish I promise you that.

2 hours sleep, max. I'm going to pissed just smelling the beer fumes.

That'll be Katie.

I take it you never saw the Roeder Shuffle? Iniesta could only dream of it.

Any idea where one can get a breakfast to soak up some beverages in the town about nine-ish on a Sunday morning? (The Peoples Kitchen on Bath Lane doesn't count).