Howmanheyman

He's one ugly mother fucker and isn't getting any better with age is he?

Why don't you let out one of your properties to her? More money from rent than 'board' money plus more room in your house. (Or is your property a shit hole?).

I'd be a bit more concerned about what league his team will be in next year if I was our Mackem friend. 12 games left, seven of those v the top 7, six of those away from home. Losing yesterday at home to hull was a bigger blow than some realise.

Sky prick to ex-man u player coach Mike Phelan and ex-liverpool player Carragher (no ex-fulham players were available it seems), "a huge 45 mins ahead for united you feel". I'd suggest it's a far more important 45 mins ahead for Fulham, like, given where they are in the league.

I've had Johnny Giles that were more amusing.

Just showed Fulham manager, Vic Reeves and he looked bemused, confused and stunned his team were winning.

How did he miss that? Useless twat.

Yes, no, maybe so.

Q&A twitter session with Steven Taylor: Gavin Nicholson @silverbricks Follow #askTayls How many NUFC games did the chocolate bar competition say you were entailed to ? 9:44 AM - 9 Feb 2014 from North Tyneside, United Kingdom Evan johnson @evan_johnson97 Follow #AskTayls Do you know what a clean sheet is? 9:44 AM - 9 Feb 2014 Newcastle United FC ✔ @NUFCOfficial Can we record a double over Spurs? Is he enjoying being back in the team? Or is there something else you want to know? #askTayls Nik Hanlon @iamnikhanlon Follow @NUFCOfficial Would you agree that your best chance of getting an England cap is in the Sports Direct sale this summer? #askTayls 9:28 AM - 9 Feb 2014 GallowgateShots™ @gallowgateshots Follow #AskTayls do you have to write a L and a R on your boots to remember which feet to put them on ? 9:27 AM - 9 Feb 2014 David Wild @DaveWild01 Follow @NUFCOfficial #asktayls If all our centre backs were fit on a match day... Which pub would you watch the game in? NUFC 9:18 AM - 9 Feb 2014

We need a subbuteo World cup to be held in this country. We already have the infrastructure and the stadia. Final to be held here:

Aye but he's a cunt full stop. Look at the Swansea game, man.

"Acuna Ma'tatties!"

Sunderland 0-2 Hull

Commentator asking Gale about us for a change and Gale's rabbited about Hazard/Chelsea so much he's ignored his question and can't be arsed to talk about us.

FYP (Mind, nice to see it spotted and acted upon unlike the two pens and nut at Swansea by Webb.)

Hull one nil up plus one man up as well at Sunderland. Lose this and they've only five home games left, (and they've struggled at home), plus Norwich Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs and Man U away.

I'm starting to think Sissoko's goal against West Brom was him trying to knock the ball a couple of yards in front of himself to run onto but his touch was a bit heavy.

Sissoko fucking woeful one on one and they go down and score.

5-0. Their defence, man.

There'll be no more goals in this game. Knocking bet.

Cracking read that, Rob.

Please someone cut Owens tongue out, my ears are bleeding.

4-0 after 19 mins.

Liverpool 2-0 Arsenal after less than ten minutes should be four. Michael Owen is even more unbearable than normal if that's possible. 3-0 now, 16 mins played.