Howmanheyman

Great win but still cry arsing about poor Mike. Pardew Should've said fuck all about the owner and praised his players and dedicated that to the poor fuckers who had to take the derby defeat.

Virtually dedicated the win to Mike Ashley and claimed papers weren't 'onside' with club.

Pardew, fuck off.

No NUFC interview again by bt?

Think Remy might've been explaining that he was giving his shirt to the lad in the wheelchair who he celebrated his goal with?

That one was for missing friends.

Obertan.

5 mins?

Fucking get in!!!!! Well played Anita too.

Lucky bounce for chelsea, good save Krul great block debuchy.

Good move, unlucky.

WTF!!! Fucking get in!!!

We never win a header in any box.

Got to score when you get chances.

Just turned in possession and got caught. He's got away with it a couple of times.

Gary McCallister not being one eyed as a co-commentator. Almost unheard of in one of our games.

Tiote's going to get caught on the ball today. He's treading the line, winning the ball then dallying and turning into trouble.

Good break, good run by Sissoko.

WTF was santon doing there?

Awful defending, we're shiting ourselves when we have the ball.

Owens absence is a bonus, can't get away with presenter, mcmanaman has previous.

Alan 'Grimer Wormtongue' Pardew.

Was just repeating his ignorant shit craic from the Liverpool game about asking what we want? 'Ashley spending £100M?'.The fucking shaggy haired scouse bastard. Pardew can fuck off with his 'mike' shit. Oh great! Here's Steve wraith on. (please, no more bt sport, I can't take anymore).

Hope your, err, 'friend' enjoys herself.