Howmanheyman

Can you imagine you're Phillipe Albert? Everyone knows your name, you've just got in to your 3rd floor apartment after a long day selling your fruit and veg in a Brussels market, your lass is having a pop about something or other, you've been up since the crack of dawn and you're just in the middle of your tea then the doorbell rings! Who the fuck is it at this time?! You get up wearily to answer it and this is what greets you: "Hi I'm Adam Carroll-Smith from Portsmouth. Can I have a photo of you as you're not in my pannini football sticker album from 1996. I was going to google a picture of you but I'm such a zany attention seeking Bulls Clem that I decided to come here in person. Don't worry about your time and patience or indeed your picture, I'll just chuck it in the sea afterwards and claim it's cathartic or something. Cheers."

Our commercial income has been halved under Mike Ashley's reign.

Now we know what Deano spent that £50 on........

"Hello Sailor." Even Ian Beale's at it........

You could see how it would be a concern that an organisation other than NUFC were getting money through NUFC shirts when there's little trust that our owner gives a flying fuck about NUFC. He's already shown that as a high flying business tycoon he has somehow halved our profitability disregarding television money. Sportsdirect is doing canny, though.

Saw this on TF's twitter page.

Happy Face leaving a 'big deposit' on CT's political plate.

http://www.true-faith.co.uk/newcastle-united-sports-direct-questions/ Looks like anyone buying from the club's website are in fact buying from sportsdirect through a proxy company called nufcdirect as well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Fear not, Monkeys Fist This spoilers for you

I think the kid comes across as a bit of an attention seeker to be honest. P.S. Love how a Boro lad and Boro favourite is described as a 'former Blackburn and Southampton winger'. Ouch!

Good lad, CT, you enjoy your cuppa!!

Same as me, but Meenzer is right, it depends who makes it.

Wife and Sister, (That's two different people by the way, I'm not a Ptolemy or a Mackem!) both had/have the greatest hits of Wham. That used to get played a lot when me and the missus/then girlfriend were getting near to holiday time.

cheers, nothing happening at work, putting a hol in and I'll pop to asda on way in. (Will help me sleep). Workmate doing the same as I put him onto champion a while back.

'the' Spurs? (Been down there too long?)

I've read it tooj. The likes of Vietch and McCracken were pioneers of the game, had the rules of the game changed due to their reading of it and they were champions wearing our shirt.

I'm a bit concerned about people on here having knowledge of the viscosity of an endangered species cum if I'm being honest.

Canny read Stevie, was at that game and did a good few aways that season yet despite finishing third saw us win only ONCE away from home. I missed an away win at Port Vale and the next away game was at Wolves in the run-in for promotion so I thought it was typical and I thought my winless streak would continue but we did them 1-0 with a very memorable away win with some top notch piss taking from one of our our lot towards a very spotty, mouthy Wolves fan and his mates. (insults as well as pies were thrown). P.S. Our strip looked much better with the red numbers on the back, no idea why we got rid.

I've got it already, it's worth a read especially for free!