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After tonight I'll be getting off permanent weekend nightshift after 14 long months of 12 hour shifts. Moving to mon-fri 8hr day/late shifts. I genuinely pity the fool that asks if I fancy working a blob shift on a saturday/sunday in my new dept.

Aye you're right, Fish wants the most stick for his Christmas present thread.

47 I think.

Man City, Arsenal, Chelsea and Man U will be in the top 4. (Not that I care two hoots).

I mean, just what on Gods earth would you absolutely do?

Debating whether to do a 'What if Boldon had an internet blackout for 12 months?' thread.

WTF?

Can't believe the cardiff fans who are wearing their red shirt. Fucking mugs.

Penelope Cruz might've been the girl next door.

Just think of the tapas we missed out on!

Title contenders?

Hatem Ben Master for me, like.

Milner has made a big difference since coming on, mind.

Does this mean Steven Taylor's thickness has been downgraded from 'Whale spunk' to 'Dolphin spunk'?

5 mins added time as per normal when we're winning.

Missed both goals and one off a corner too! Nowt daft second half please and one or two more for our goal difference. Cheers. Unlucky shola!

Would we eventually have assimilated into an Alien way of thinking? Would we have continued to resist like the people in 'V' did till we won instead or been part of a cracking intergalactic empire? Any thoughts?

In fact you could say that they were fuck all similarities between their two Worlds.

Emma Thompson. I'd love to even now. Superb actress. Suzi Kettles yes please.

Alexander the Great assimilated many of his conquered peoples and put them in positions of military power much to the disgust of his Macedonian Generals and men, (according to historical records). I don't really think Hitler's and Alexander's World's were that similar.

No he couldn't have fucked off when we went went down.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXQViqx6GMY

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Barnsley. When I say 'a few' probably about twenty that I saw. I think they went to a few that year.