Howmanheyman

'Nowt daft' Right on fucking cue. I'll be amazed if we turn this around now.

A bit more clever in the final third and we can do these. Nowt daft.

If I hadn't have seen the name, just read the post, I'd have put money on Stevie writing that. (53)

Them being a bit shit has certainly conspired against them, no doubt about it.

Wouldn't be surprised at any result down there but for some reason seem to think we're going to get a right twatting. (Probably because things have went so well).

Fucking set of scumbags! Just got home and all the windows are wide open, they've took the lot, right next to Christmas as well. Waiting for the police at the minute. What sort of dirty stinking bastard can do that to another human? That was my advent calender and they had no right to open it.

This Tassimo......is he any good?

Just as good as your Somalia pirates craic.

The Chronicle is obsessed with any modicum of misbehavior at a game as they love a 'hooligan' headline as well as anything that they can label as 'gangster'.

CT wouldn't as a temperamental dark haired South American woman who has been used to sharing a bed with a professional sportsman wouldn't be likely to let a five foot seven, forty something Ginger weight-fighter taxi driver from Boldon anywhere near her Casa let alone her Jardin de Dama.

Never mind Oz, what would J69 say?

Sorry to hear about your job going Tom. Something will come around as it usually does but it's a twat in the meantime.

Remember the paper, yes it was shit.

God loves a trier, CT.

Some good quips and one liners in this thread as well as Stevie's amazing selfie. I reckon Stevie could get his phone out, select 'camera', point it in a random direction, take a pic and he'd find a mirror conveniently placed to show some part of himself. It's a gift.

Bruce Grobelaar, Ian Rush. (The former from Liverpool, the latter from Juventus).

I spy with my little eye something beginning with B.

Happy Birthday!

What a load of shite. Everyone knows neighbourhood has a 'U' in it.

Look, we just said 'happy birthday', we don't want a full fucking report of everything you've ever done this weekend.

Happy birthday!

Which accounts for the bribe of cheap tickets to entice/retain supporters to turn up who are sick of the biggest arsehole seen on Tyneside since Giant Haystacks split his crackas in a charity bout at Newcastle City Hall.* *Last bit may not be true.

He doesn't give a fuck, man. Does that explain the decline a bit better?

"Ash!!!! (ahaaaa!).......He saved every one of us unprofitable non-core activities!"

I like to have a kebab from a place in Wallsend every few months where they're not bad, the chilli sauce is lush, the salad is fresh and the meat is wrapped up in foil with the pitta on top for you to make up yourself. Only sober mind.