Howmanheyman

Priceless. Fucking priceless. Going to get drunk now.

Get a second and we're going to win this.

Hurrah!

Ben Arfa looking a bit chunky iyam.

We'll beat these one day down there but it'll be a low key, non-televised game. Prove me wrong United!

Hindsight and all that, but Anita for Ameobi would've been maybe better for the last game against Swansea? Shola has had joy before with these with the ball in the air.

Van Persie is playing for them the horrible cunt.

Simple but lovely. Good for you too. CT take note! Was originally put under Chez's bedsheets while he was asleep by a disgruntled Parisian Restuarant owner with connections to the local mob after a rather lukewarm review from Chez of his signature dish 'Puppynose truffle'.

I've semi-fucked my back trying to be a contortionist getting into the process plant I work on for a maintenance shift yesterday. I'll share some of your pain if you do the same?

I had an uncle in Northern Ireland who thought like this, Sunderland never bothered him at all.

How the fuck did you manage to get Alan Pardew's pre-game speech to his players? That's meant to be strictly confidential!

No more mad Japanese knocking on his door after a hard days work scrapping apartheid and making South Africa truly democratic, trying to get him to take delivery of various car parts. Nelson Mandela: "NEL-SON........ MAN-DELA!" Jap: "NEL-SON........ MAN-DELA?" Nelson Mandela: "Yes!!" Jap: "No Nissan Main Dealer?" Nelson Mandela: "No!!" RIP

Thought Krul was a bit iffy to put it mildly. Worrying that when we win, it's usually by a single goal, but a defeat usually means a few against.

I've seen us outplayed far, far too many times and tonight wasn't one of those times. Disappointing, not a great performance, not one ounce of luck and a ref who just doesn't give us a thing.

Obertan. How is it possible he gets paid by the club to be our sub?

And there is the coup de grace from the lad who should've been sent off.

We never get the licking of a dog off Webb. Sissoko shit pass, Obertan just being Obertan. Blow the whistle now.

No penalty all season? Is that a Mackem-esque conspiracy?

Not our night, not great but really should've been level. Webb can fuck off although Remy could've shot sooner.

What a stinking shitty lucky goal.

Obertan. 'Heaven knows I'm miserable now.'

Sissoko not putting him in there. Fucking

How the fucks that not a penalty man?

Fucking baldy bastard. Hate that ref.