Howmanheyman

To be fair if they had 50% of our luck they'd be in the top ten easily.

"Man Utd vs the 92ers" (Nice thread title) "its the big day out for the geordies today. Their fiercest rivals away (man u). a fixture which has eclipsed all other footballing rivalries since the keegan 90s due to their annual tussle for silver wear and both clubs been dead massive worldwide. imagine the banter on the toon away buses today? Title decider this un. Must win. Bragging rights doon the dole on Monday." "Mags Causing Trouble At Services" (Nice thread title). "Fuckin' hell, their luck man" "fucken hell man" "Wankers" "FFS spawny bastards" "c u n ts" "Told you so.... A deflected shot and 0-1" "Bollocks" "Spawny c u n t s" "Their luck is absolutely unbelievable" "been on the cards. People can say Newcastle are lucky but theyve played this perfectly here" "I'd call getting away with a hand ball on the line 2 minutes before a little bit lucky mind" "If we had 50% of their luck we would be top 10. Tottenham hammerd them a few weeks ago but still they win 0-1. Should have been 9-1..." :lol:.............. "Had a feeling those fuckers would get a result." "But the have been incredibly lucky though. The way sissoko bumbled past evra. Not to mention the handball and the fact cabaye and tiote could both have easily been sent off." :lol: "And kebab should be off,before he scored" (you don't say?) "If that was Cattermole flying in he'd be off." "Que the invasion of 55,000 screaming knuckle draggers claiming they were at old Trafford today ." "Bedsheets away for a week now lads, has there ever been a club with such fucking fannies supporting it. Fickle as they come." "First win in 41yrs at the home of their main rivals they'll get the open top bus out for this" (BEEEEP! BEEEEP! IRONY ALERT! REPEAT, IRONY ALERT!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They've just made a good day even better by their reactions.

Thought Krul was outstanding today. When we had the ball he was out standing on the edge of the box.

If Gemmill was a dog.........At CDG airport. If this kid became a manager who would he manage?

By the way, Tom Cleverley. If he's part of the future for England then fuck me.

She looked a lot more satisfied last time I saw her.

Lass at the top with the brown hat.........looks very much like a certain Mancunian I once, err, knew.

I think his passing has been a bit suspect lately but when it needed a cool head to pick out the right player at the right time he was right on the money.

spurs, one point behind us play the Mackems at the hovel of shite, Palace winning last I saw, they're in danger of falling way behind if they lose. We stay in front of Spurs if they win. Fuck it, win-win this game.

The sight of so many of their fans leaving early at only one down with the record they have of late goals (especially at home)............. Piss poor, big licks when they win, MIA when they get beat.

Here, have a few more. :lol:

Moyes "lost against run of play".

Man u post mortem on Bt. RIP.

Bt totally focusing on how we won and can we push on?

Omg! Why have 'united' lost. Pt II

Yes we certainly have which makes this sweeter.

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Omg! Why did 'united' lose?

He only drinks Baileys and harveys cream.

Will they interview wor lot first today?

Priceless. Fucking priceless. Going to get drunk now.