Howmanheyman

I reached out to the toontastic community to put a Santa hat on my KK avatar. Nobody helped out. Semi-naked Santa hinny it was then.

What Sonatine said.

Absolutely cracking match report from True Faith. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/match-report-manchester-united-v-newcastle-united-old-trafford-7dec13-ko1245-premier-league-att/

Aw diddums, di liddle Man unighdid fan doesn't like dose nasty big Geordie boys.

We are the Sunlaan, the Sunlaan bewt boys Oh we are bottom, oh weara shit side We are the fattest football supportas Have yew got....a championship guide?

Isn't it just?

Spoiled twat probably knows as much about the likes of Remi Moses and Mick Duxbury as I do about the best hotspots in Nairobi.

Didn't realise Fulham had appointed Vic Reeves as manager.

In the spirit of Christmas I'm prepared to look like an eleven year old to have a Christmas avatar.

Love that pic. You can just imagine the scene. "Morning Mrs McClockerty, good buy those pek ham tins, they're 5p cheaper at spar than at asdas."

'Fresh' as in Cool and the gang or 'fresh' as in February on Tynemouth beach?

Fulham 2-0 up. Not looking good for our friends down the road.

Just put the fulham game on for a second there. Heard yer man's dulcet tones and switched it over.

Niall Quinn. Someone dab Christ's tears.

Who's that team they call United? Who's that team we all adore? Well they play in black & white, And they always like a fight, We'll support you evermore!

Preferred Simpson personally. Then again, if only we'd not have sacked Sam Allardyce.

And great in a Christmas Carol with George C Scott.

Enjoyed not seeing Steve McManaman yesterday. Well done BT, let's not be seeing much of him in the future. Michael Owen next please.

They have absolutely no self awareness at all. That's why they sing the 'Sunderland bootboys'.

Same as it ever was. The media in general have been completely disinterested in the NUFC point of view, the worst of the lot was those knackers on the journalists show sky have. Don't watch it as it's dull as dishwater and all they ever talk about is 'United', 'England', Mourinho/Chelsea' and 'Wenger'. Thought I'd record it today though and they talked about 'England' and 'Moyes/United'. I don't actually think they mentioned our name let alone talk about us. They did however have those serious looks on their faces that they seem to have as if they are true football sages instead of being desperate hacks trying to stay in a job. Was he asked about the dive? I never heard the question asked.

To be fair if they had 50% of our luck they'd be in the top ten easily.

"Man Utd vs the 92ers" (Nice thread title) "its the big day out for the geordies today. Their fiercest rivals away (man u). a fixture which has eclipsed all other footballing rivalries since the keegan 90s due to their annual tussle for silver wear and both clubs been dead massive worldwide. imagine the banter on the toon away buses today? Title decider this un. Must win. Bragging rights doon the dole on Monday." "Mags Causing Trouble At Services" (Nice thread title). "Fuckin' hell, their luck man" "fucken hell man" "Wankers" "FFS spawny bastards" "c u n ts" "Told you so.... A deflected shot and 0-1" "Bollocks" "Spawny c u n t s" "Their luck is absolutely unbelievable" "been on the cards. People can say Newcastle are lucky but theyve played this perfectly here" "I'd call getting away with a hand ball on the line 2 minutes before a little bit lucky mind" "If we had 50% of their luck we would be top 10. Tottenham hammerd them a few weeks ago but still they win 0-1. Should have been 9-1..." :lol:.............. "Had a feeling those fuckers would get a result." "But the have been incredibly lucky though. The way sissoko bumbled past evra. Not to mention the handball and the fact cabaye and tiote could both have easily been sent off." :lol: "And kebab should be off,before he scored" (you don't say?) "If that was Cattermole flying in he'd be off." "Que the invasion of 55,000 screaming knuckle draggers claiming they were at old Trafford today ." "Bedsheets away for a week now lads, has there ever been a club with such fucking fannies supporting it. Fickle as they come." "First win in 41yrs at the home of their main rivals they'll get the open top bus out for this" (BEEEEP! BEEEEP! IRONY ALERT! REPEAT, IRONY ALERT!) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- They've just made a good day even better by their reactions.

Thought Krul was outstanding today. When we had the ball he was out standing on the edge of the box.

If Gemmill was a dog.........At CDG airport. If this kid became a manager who would he manage?