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Nope.

Fergie bullied. I preferred Keegan and Sir Bobby's way.

Thought he was top drawer yesterday and our best player at swansea. Toss up who was our best player yesterday but deboosh a definite contender. (Williamson deserves a mention too, looking like Steven Taylor will be playing cup games only).

I reached out to the toontastic community to put a Santa hat on my KK avatar. Nobody helped out. Semi-naked Santa hinny it was then.

What Sonatine said.

Absolutely cracking match report from True Faith. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/match-report-manchester-united-v-newcastle-united-old-trafford-7dec13-ko1245-premier-league-att/

Aw diddums, di liddle Man unighdid fan doesn't like dose nasty big Geordie boys.

We are the Sunlaan, the Sunlaan bewt boys Oh we are bottom, oh weara shit side We are the fattest football supportas Have yew got....a championship guide?

Isn't it just?

Spoiled twat probably knows as much about the likes of Remi Moses and Mick Duxbury as I do about the best hotspots in Nairobi.

Didn't realise Fulham had appointed Vic Reeves as manager.

In the spirit of Christmas I'm prepared to look like an eleven year old to have a Christmas avatar.

Love that pic. You can just imagine the scene. "Morning Mrs McClockerty, good buy those pek ham tins, they're 5p cheaper at spar than at asdas."

'Fresh' as in Cool and the gang or 'fresh' as in February on Tynemouth beach?

Fulham 2-0 up. Not looking good for our friends down the road.

Just put the fulham game on for a second there. Heard yer man's dulcet tones and switched it over.

Niall Quinn. Someone dab Christ's tears.

Who's that team they call United? Who's that team we all adore? Well they play in black & white, And they always like a fight, We'll support you evermore!

Preferred Simpson personally. Then again, if only we'd not have sacked Sam Allardyce.

And great in a Christmas Carol with George C Scott.

Enjoyed not seeing Steve McManaman yesterday. Well done BT, let's not be seeing much of him in the future. Michael Owen next please.

They have absolutely no self awareness at all. That's why they sing the 'Sunderland bootboys'.

Same as it ever was. The media in general have been completely disinterested in the NUFC point of view, the worst of the lot was those knackers on the journalists show sky have. Don't watch it as it's dull as dishwater and all they ever talk about is 'United', 'England', Mourinho/Chelsea' and 'Wenger'. Thought I'd record it today though and they talked about 'England' and 'Moyes/United'. I don't actually think they mentioned our name let alone talk about us. They did however have those serious looks on their faces that they seem to have as if they are true football sages instead of being desperate hacks trying to stay in a job. Was he asked about the dive? I never heard the question asked.

To be fair if they had 50% of our luck they'd be in the top ten easily.