Howmanheyman

They seem pretty keen on a full stadium and seem ok with knocking down the prices to accommodate this even though this could have/is having a detrimental effect on the pathetic revenue streams the club has enjoyed under our owner.

A fan who will go EVERY game regardless I can understand, (although being tied in for five years with no get out clause makes me wonder if the fan would consider himself recession proof or whether the fan would still go if we re-named the club Newcastle Sportsdirect and played in red white and blue?) Anyone else, though?

There's a sad case lives around the Wallsend area, I've must've seen this bloke around the doors at least dozens of times. He's in his forties and doesn't look the most polished up man I've ever seen, in fact he looks like a slight upgrade on a Harry Bamp, anyway, Mr Sadsack is a Man U fan, how do I know? Because I've never ever, ever seen him without some sort of Man U gear on, whether it's a scruffy 'white' away shirt with '19-champions' on the back or a big coat with their crest on and Man U hat in the Winter. Anyway, the point of all this is that I was driving past the Lindisfarne club and I saw Mr Man U for the first time in a few months but for the first time ever, I couldn't spot one bit of Man U tat on his person. What a fucking Goon.

Why in this day and age people are still persisting with ST's is beyond me especially with our owner in charge of things and his propensity to piss us all off. Even if you don't want to jack it in completely in protest you can always vote with your feet and send him and the outside world a message. It's easier to not go to a game if you haven't already paid up front. Ask yourself why these deals are in place and why they keep getting better/cheaper? Why is the club now desperate to tie you in to an even cheaper deal where you can't back out? If people payed on the gate or bought tickets on a game by game basis they might find their hand is strengthened at least a bit more than it already is. (For every expensive derby ticket price there's cheap one off prices v Swansea etc).

Same old Tories, sorting out Labour's mess, or something.

What?

It just wont be the same. I'm gutted my sky dream has ended.

No it wont.

"Again with the 'whores'. Oy vey! This patient has a deep rooted problem with the feminine culture. I suspect a traumatic experience in the bedroom where a lack of 'performance' may be the catalyst for this man."

Whilst washing some pots and pans I put Talksport on with 'call Collywobble'. It never ceases to amaze me that the many Liverpool and Man U fans that ring these things are almost to a fucking man from the South of England. I'm taking it that the Scouse reds were were celebrating in the bars of Merseyside whilst the Manc reds were moaning like fuck to their pals. The gloryhunter watches the game from afar and his first thought is to phone these radio shows. 100% sad anti-social inadequate wankers the lot of them.

In all seriousness these fuckers have been spoiled for years, and I'm including pre-Fergie as well. Even if they turn a bit shit they'll chuck money at it and will at worst become a cup team who play in Europe most years. 26 years they spent trying to buy the title, they'll do the same now but probably wont have as long a wait mores the pity. Fuck them.

Class if true.

I had surgery to reduce my unfeasibly large testicles. I was on the ward for two days prior to the op and was told to masturbate 6 times a day till it was time for my operation which I dutifully did. On the second day I passed a private room where this ugly old bloke was getting a blow job from this stunning nurse. Later on I collared him in the common room and he told me that he had the same as me. "How come I've got to have a wank yet you get piped from a nurse?" I asked. He replied, "Well I am with bupa."

3-0. Should've been 5.

Fergie's face.

Aye. Will be surprised if Man U don't find a pen from somewhere.

Phil Jones.

0-1 to Liverpool at half time. Gerrard pen.

They might as well be against the likes of Palace at home because they just cannot beat them when the pressure is on and couldn't score in a brothel. (One of those games in hand is Man City away for definite).

I'm 41 this year, look at least 5 years younger. This is PL relaxing in the bath after a hard shift sitting in the canteen ignoring phone calls from harassed shipyard workers wanting a trip reset in the Pompey docks.......

"PARKY!! YOU MUST USE YOUR LIFE INTELLIGENCE FROM HERE IN AND CAREFULLY AVOID BUYING STAINED GLASS WINDOWS, THAT WAY LIES PREMATURE MIDDLE AGED LIFE, SHOPPING AT MARKSIES AND WEARING BARBOUR JACKETS. WATCH OUT FOR REMOTE CONTROLLED HOOVERS, THAT IS THEIR FOOT IN THE DOOR AND THE BEGINNING OF THE END."

A big test for Liverpool as well, Man U will be desperate.