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He hit more than one?!

Just waiting on Neil Ruddock to come out now.

There is no no official FIFA announcement. An official has let it slip in an interview in France.

I hate the early kick off derbies as does the vast majority of fans. Adults want to be able to have a few pints with other likeminded adults before the game, most will be over the moon going out at a 'normal' time. Maybe a few younger fans might find it harder to get out of the seven o clock drinking habit but they aren't the majority. It's a vote for common sense this. There's far, far too much scaremongering over this fixture mind.

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/DFA2B94B151032455599603998720_16503481b54.4.6.13385531997549422006_t83OMOgGWm_BY2smfqVoq0caXejsfohKUdoHNlyIHoULHVLRg5ZwSUY1h1ViTuSL.mp4?versionId=PwgXJuR7mfayA1KlUuu66PlqvyX5EceK Not too happy at the final whistle.

Let Toontastic posters decide on your avatar just like Tecato's new name, Monroe Transfer.

Man U will win this cup in their 'Shit' year.

There's a reason why they start drinking early. Something to do with an early kick off I think. A three o 'clock KO might see them out for traditional opening time instead. (And being pissed at a football game doesn't automatically mean you're going to cause trouble otherwise there'd be thousands nicked every week). As for the minutes. Why didn't anyone ask them how many people on the NUFC payroll were out there trying to get better commercial deals and what were their qualifications? A complete farce, really.

Maybe getting good loan players is the way to go. Hasn't done Everton any harm or West Brom the other year. We've had an in form striker showcasing his talents and who's to say he wont tail off a bit when he starts to get restless/bored/complacent? /Devilsadvocate

If I had the money I'd be going back. Been three times and I love it there.

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Hire a car, Cyprus is a piece of piss to drive around and the scenery is great and there's loads of places if you want to stop and eat.

Ok, Who is this, then?

More from that article:

You're not going to believe this, man! Alan Pardew: "After having the international cuisine days last year we thought we'd try something I did when I was at Charlton which we called 'tribute day'. It's where we celebrate one of our players who have excelled or just done something to make a difference. We usually invite their partners into the training ground or their family. A while back I heard a young fan say to his Dad, (I can't really do the Geordie voice but it was something like), 'Eee Dad, who's that keeper, man, it isn't Krul', and the Father replied that it was Rob Eliott. So the young boy says 'is he any good, Dad?' the Dad then told him he was a 'bulls knacker'. I'd no idea what he meant so I turned round to Andy Woodman on the bench and he didn't have a clue either, so I asked Stoney who's a Geordie and he said it meant he was the Dogs nuts., so there you are, I thought well done Rob, so we made him the first 'Tribute day'. I invited his Mum and Dad up from Sidcup and after training we presented him with a small glass goblet and pulled back a curtain with a poster of Rob with his name on and 'Bulls Knacker' underneath it. We explained to Rob it's Geordie meaning and he was chuffed to bits let me tell you, I was talking to his Mum and I caught his Dad, John, looking at the poster so I told him he must be very proud, that was Rob Eliott, his boy, a proper Bulls Knacker. Even Stoney, a hard nosed unsentimental Geordie got all emotional, covering his mouth and running out the door. He wont thank me for saying it but I swear I could hear him sobbing in the corridor." http://www.standard.co.uk/pasportsfeeds/pardew-savours-cabaye-display-9020719.html?origin=internalSearch

"Not supposed to be here, you say?"

"Your name?" "Essembee." "Your specialised subject?" "The fucking obvious." "And.....?" "Sunderland AFC."

Watched The Godfather on film4 HD. It really is timeless.

Exactly, however the clubs which would miss out by going in a competition more like the UEFA cup of old won't want to take any pay cut at all. As a spectacle UEFA have devalued their own competition but this was brought on by greedy clubs in my opinion trying to cement themselves at the top. UEFA would have to have balls to change this which they just don't have. The branding of the UEFA cup to the Europa League was a disaster waiting to happen.