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Just heard Allardyce saying our first half goals had more to do with their mistakes than any of our qualities. Hoo! Sam! Are these yours?

Was saying don't pass, have a shot. The force is strong in this one.

Really should be 2-2. Typical Newcastle United.

Great sub so far, Shola for Anita.

Nobody is biting, Mackem.

He's got a colgate smile. Can't take that away from him.

He might as well wear these...... and these...... .....When he comes on the pitch.

What a fucking poxy goal as well. Completely undeserved. Alamo here we come.

Should be 4-0 up! It'll still somehow end up like the Alamo in the 2nd half.

Sissoko Should've buried that. Great ball from Cabaye, pass back from Sissoko.

They're shiting themselves here, mind. Pardon the pun but we want our fucking hammers if we don't beat these.

Great finish and deserved.

There once was a Lad called Fist He loved 'Baps' if you quite get my gist He'd be normal and fine Browsing happily online Till the tits sent him right round the twist.

I'd happily make lurve to all the Corrs, although saying that, maybe I'd just have a pint with the brother. (Always preferred this one, as it happens........

I had my mid life crisis a few years early as well, Stevie.

No need for that shit. Chez would never catch an important flight to France to discuss a baguette. It would be a Pan au rasin instead.

:lol:

Paddy and Murphy go to a fancy dress party inspired by 'emotions'. Host opens the door to find them both bollock naked, one with his dick in a piece of fruit, the other with his knob lying in a bowl of yellow liquid. Host asks them what the fuck they are doing? Paddy says they're dressed as two 'emotions'. Host says what emotions are you, then? Paddy says, "Well I am fucking dis pear and Murphy is fucking dis custard." Thank you and goodnight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfyaW-aDV44

Very deadpan. RIP Trig.

I'm no longer bothered what people think of me either but I was still a bit pissed off when my new Thai girlfriend said to me last night that "a small penis really shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship like ours". That was nice of her to say but I still wish she didn't have one, though.

Ken's favourite Japanese song - Itchifani (How we don't talk anymore) - Cliff Richard San.

Just change his name to 'TeenWolf', man!

"Help M'Boab, Wor lass! Get that new kitchen you wanted! I'm getting a arse-licking bonus from Mike!"

Congrats on all the replies you got.