Howmanheyman

"Here! Leave us out of it!"

Try the Czech Republic, cheap as chips and the fanny is top notch.

Rayvin finally getting the keys to his new house and letting himself in. (In 2048).

"I'm a Dad in my late forties, (soon to be a Grandad), and the supplement my err, 'friend' swears by the most is this pill called Viagra. Has anyone else tried it/use it?"

Yet here we are.

Chippy. But I'l have Sienna Miller if it helps?

Are you all sons of bastards that dunno who yer parents are? One of NUFC's greatest French signings, and noone has anything good to say? Talk about plastic fans!! what a disgrace!

Don't rob them of their '1992' mantra with logic, man, think of the kids!

Agree. However I'm ..... Skin from Skunk Anansie, (deep as I am, of course).

You are/were a Royal Mail share owner? My 'Margaret Thatcher memorial tea saucer' was due in the post yesterday and still isn't here. What are you doing to address this? I'm outraged!

Proof again how out of touch you are.

my condolences. As for the OP. A bulls knacker.

I once got told off for 'chomping' in my sleep and slavering on the pillow. By coincide I dreamt I went down on someone that same night. Think I claimed to be eating a lovely meal or something in my dream.

Why doesn't people who fucking moan incessantly about scroungers and benefits etc rap their jobs in and join the benefit gravy train? I mean, what's the point of being 'hard working' when you can have everything from the government? Stop moaning, give up your job and be a scrounger yourself. If you aren't quite ready foe the benefit gravy train just yet then do the next best thing and rap your job for one of the many new jobs being created. Surely the law of averages says at least half the new jobs will have wages, terms and conditions as good if not better than your current job? Any takers? No didn't think so.

Do you go to England games when you do go?

Lets hope Man City win and we sneak the place through the league placing.

I thought there was three Uefa cup places, two league and one league cup winner.

So who gets the place if Man City win? The team that finishes 7th or 8th? (whatever the place that would just miss out?)

Unless they've changed the rules they are. Shit game, shit pens but fair play to them, Wembley and Europe. And they're in the bottom three. We need to hang our heads in shame, fuck all to realistically go for league wise and fuck all to be worried about concerning relegation. Yet here we are......

Part Two....... http://captiongenerator.com/12389/Toontastic-Times-Part-Duex

I love seeing old mentor figures sharing their wisdom.

Do you think your drinking was helped or hindered by the excessive Eurovision fixation you have? Good luck, mate, stick with it.

That's some pill popping!

"It's a serious matter." "Yeah, tell me about it."