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It absolutely should be illegal or someone needs to visit the councillor for some kind of explanation. Needs doorstepping by a good journalist at least.

Report it to the police as potentially election fraud?

Setanta event 5 crowd noise only. No duck eggs.

When you find a stream of Bayern v R Madrid that doesn't feature McManaman, Fletcher, Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves and Hoddle....

I was going to say, I'm not fucking CT, you know?

I know Alex. Alex. I expected better from you. I'm not angry with you, just, just disappointed.

So on the day there's news we might be expanding SJP, safc have to release their own plans as well? Tut, tut....

Durham's child 🎵 Athle-tic Bilbao, We formed them The Blay-don races We made it Football documentaries We rocked it 'Cause we depend on fantasy If I wanted the striker that you bought We'd buy him The staydeyum we play in We wreck it The coach we brought in We sacked him We depend on fantasy (I depend on fantasy) All the marras, fucking spannas Throw your hands up at me All the hard cunts sparking Magpies Throw your hands up at me All the amnesty who never heard of me Throw your hands up at me All the Sunlin who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Marra I didn't know you could make shit up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that Marra I didn't know you could make shit up like that Marco, how your marras make stuff up like that.... 🎶

Just never stop, marras.

An interesting fact about Gazpacho is that he is only the SECOND player in PL history to ever score an overhead goal. The first was Rooney also playing for Manchester United as well. No other player at any other club has ever done this in the PL and when they have sky will conveniently forget about it and not show it ever again apart from the week where they allegedly scored it.

Do you hate the mags anaarl?

There's no justice, Mr raspberry jam, no justice.

Sorted.

🎶 Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien Him playing football is a crime, Luke O'Nien, Nien, Nien He's a duck egg all the time Down the left, down the right Doesn't matter he's still shite, His only claim to fame Is kicking a 17 year old up a height. 🎵

I'd have farted in his general direction.

"Hi Alan, it's sky here, are you available to commentate on the Spurs v Arsenal match day?" "Absoloitely and can oi say it should be an absoloitely tremendous match as the North London matches tend to boi." "Errr, well err, if you could just do the forest v man city game after Gary does the spurs v arsenal match that would be really fantastic." "Hello? Hello? Alan? Are you still there?"

Why are sky still at the spurs game interviewing players? Surely they should've rushed straight over to the next game at forest and left the spurs v arsenal stuff for sky sports news? 🤔

We've ran out of games to catch them and it's assuming we're going to win all our games. I reckon at best we'll be a point behind them in the final table.

I heard him on the radio before the game when a reporter asks him about dealing with the north London derby and he says, 'mate, I've just come down from glasgow.'

The space Saka gets there.

VAR kills games, it's a joke.

Here's another brain cell avoider telling it EXACTLY how it is.....

Mate just sent me this, no idea how true it is but it's them all over if it is? 'In 2019 look north did a segment from the complete shit hole that passes for Sunderland’s main station. They interviewed some stupid gurning mackems gloating because they could get a direct train from Sunderland to King’s Cross. 5 years later because of the lack of use it’s been scrapped and they told the mackems to go to Newcastle to get the train from now on. Ha ha'

I'm Neil Lennon's head attached to Alan Shearer's foot.