Howmanheyman

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Love seeing Chelsea Tory fans sitting looking miserable.

"Lower! Lower!"

Yesterday Guehi's fee goes up, today it's going down.

TOTPYP

Palace v Brentford is such a strange pick by sky for the first weekend, they never usually pick anyone other than the entitled 6.

The dirty bastard! Anyone else would've asked for a paracetamol.

All the noise is coming from that end but I heard Clinton Morrison yesterday saying Parrish's has played a blinder? How? I can't help but think if that's Staveley shouting the odds then she's being told by same talksport cunts to be less public.

Oh shit, that's reminds me, I need to predict which position Sunderland will finish in.

Latest from over two hours of sky sports soccer Saturday, Newcastle United don't exist. Aren't tipped for the top 4, aren't tipped to be a surprise package and aren't tipped to be either relegated or be a underachiever. Back to the studio. *That'll teach me for watching it.

It was a really bad article, I mean baaaaad. (he'll have been really pleased with it as well).

He played for Ipswich didn't he? US TV going against the reds of Manchester or Liverpool?

Fan boy fletch now going on about Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish and Liverpool Football Club as the game is progressing....... Aaaand it's turned over. Fuck. That.

Potential yellow/red card for Liverpool's Robertson, ref nipped it in the bud straight away by not giving a free kick immediately. Great, strong refereeing there.

Bring back big Peter Jackson. On a Saturday at 3pm, an uncompromising centre half, by Saturday night on BBC light entertainment, a rubber faced comedian.....

My Byker granny broke her hip in Beavans, their fault and she was in hospital for a couple of months. If it was today they'd have had to pay a fortune but back then they left it at phoning an ambulance for her and that was as far as they went.

Tell me your a pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan without telling me you're pseudo intellectual Sunderland fan. 4/10 must try harder.

Were we linked with Tonali?

Luckily CT took this pic and sent me it via PM after he was doing his peeping Tom act outside your window.

I blame you @Christmas Tree for this Mumsnet stuff, btw. @Gemmillwill posting photos of what pinny he wore to make it next. It's a dark road ahead.....

I used to drink in a clurb in Walker, long shut, that had about three blokes who looked just like him that would get in. If they weren't handing out the domino cards they were handing out the roast tatties and sausages on a Sunday afternoon. They'd have a wife and kids but you never saw them or their families anywhere outside of the club, walking around the area/shops etc. Ever.

I've listened to work related health and safety videos that had me more enthused than listening to Michael 'tremendous by the way' Owen.

Set up another meeting, look Parrishs dead in the eye and say, 'Although I admired your art deco department store on Shields Road, the Harrods of the East End in the days of my youth, I have to tell you ......"