Howmanheyman

Quick! Cancel Venice if you can, mate, found the perfect hol for you! You'l be well looked after here, CT. Please, no need for thanks.

Ahh knaa that, man! That's part of the joke.

South Shields, 1991, outside Oz nightclub "Word on the street you're looking for a corner settee." "Yep." "Check this out." "Ok, Crockett, you can have this product for as little as £89.47 a month, 4 years free credit, no deposit and 48 equal monthly payments of £89.47. That's 0% APR REPRESENTATIVE, my friend." "Silent Toughguy negotiator huh? Ok, I'll chuck in one of my corporate Gallowgate end match tickets to watch Ossie Ardiles black & white army, it's not like I'll be needing it, Paisan." "You just sold yourself a settee, CT."

You just had to be part of his sales team to have that kind of insider knowledge.

http://talksport.com/football/exclusive-shearer-cabayes-newcastle-departure-could-be-disastrous-14020578604?

CT: "Ah was they-ah when we were singing Ossie Ardilles black & white army."

It's about choices and personal decisions, if you're that sick vote with your feet, it's what used to happen before the ST culture and it sends a message that you're not happy. If you send a message and nobody listens then at least you sent it, don't send a message then there's nothing to listen to.

"Today I shall mostly be talking about Sunderland for a change!"

I could kill a proper full English breakfast, mind. I can't remember the last time I had one but it'll be over a year easily.

It was ok, just need to get a breathalyser rigged up on my phone/computer. I think it was the sports direct arena shit coupled with being turfed out of L7 for not being nice to poor Mike that was the straw that broke this camels back.

I'd been out all day at my late Father-in-laws wake/memorial so shouldn't have posted as it'd been a long day and much drink had been drunk. Please go un-fuck yourselves.

Go fuck yourselves. Lowest point ever for me was the 0-2 off the Mackems and the year later drifting mid table in the 2nd division getting stuffed 0-3 at home to Notts County. I jacked it in before the 5th place finish and still felt comfortable with the decision. Some things just feel wrong and right. Ashley is wrong, not patronising his business is right. Fucking martyr am I? Fuck right off.

What a parcel of shite. Nice to know I'm not important, I'll wipe out all those years of support and will never contemplate going back ever again. Phew! That's a weight off my shoulders.

I paid £20 to get to the Swansea game last year in L7. That was me and my youngest. The family enclosure is also a massive saving for supporters with kids and has to be comfortably the biggest family enclosure in the PL, (7,000 I think). Would the crowds be as big if that was half or a quarter of the size?

Were you watching Jamie Oliver's cooking show at the same time, CT?

The deals were in place to keep fans turning up is the main thing.

I'd play Cisse too especially with Remy out but maybe they didn't want him picking up an injury?

Ticket prices are frozen for ten years as people have had enough and 10,000-15,000 empty seats won't look great for a tv audience, for tv execs and potential SD customers. I'm not the only one to have jacked it in under this owner, I've just been replaced by a new customer getting a cheaper deal at a cheap club.

"If you spent less time playing FIFA yourself, improve your grammar a little, you might, young man" Welcome to Toontastic, by the way.

If he makes big signings people might be prepared to pay 2014 prices.

Who do you think arranged the Cabaye deal with Paris? Joe Kinnear?

FYP

Maybe kinnear picked the phone up, got a player he liked lined up and Ashley said 'no fackin chance' and kinnear rapped as he was getting the flak?