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Poor bloke never had a chance once he got the kiss of CT death.

I'd loved to have seen him dedicate the 0-4 loss against Tottenham to Mike.

How do you see it panning out, Stevie?

Can't get a game in the 2nd Division it seems. Never mind, Shane, at least JFK and CT spotted something in there.

Must be a bit of a dilemma for Cameron and Co, on the one hand they're a 'Unionist' Party and would he like to be known as the Conservative Prime Minister who lost Scotland? On the other hand, it's not like there's many Conservative votes or MP's they're going to lose over it compared to Labour I'd imagine? It could only strengthen their position in England and Wales.

Look at those figures, man, "In 2010/11, 37 million people attended professional football matches in England and Wales. Total arrests were 3,089, 0.01 per cent of all spectators." I wonder what the percentage of shoppers in The Metrocentre who have shoplifted are? Better get some banning orders on Doris and Maureen who got off the same bus as a known thief. No fucker would get in The Bridges without a Police escort!

Came out of 'Rosies' a couple of years ago for a bog standard game, (can't even remember which one), and the Police were filming me and the blokes I went to the game with, in fact they were just filming everyone coming out. I was very tempted to get my phone out and stand filming them back but luckily I'd only had a couple of pints and knew there'd be only one winner. Am I on record now for having the audacity to have a pint with my mates pre-game in a bar where there may have been someone in there they deem a 'risk'? The Police get away with an unbelievable amount when it comes to football supporters. You'd think things might've calmed down with them but it seems they've more powers than ever to do what they want.

I'm petitioning for tiddlywinks to be an Olympic sport so I'll get a bit of training in now, get some sponsorship from a company to keep the dole off my back whilst I train and hopefully in a few years I'll be a competing Olympian cosying up to Vanessa in the Olympic Village after our events have finished. "So Vanessa, you say your bed isn't very comfortable? Did you not get allocated the 'Comfyfit Suite' like me?........What?.........of course you can see it. Drink up."

Very interesting (IMO) and disturbing piece which doesn't shock me at all; http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2014/02/everyones-equal-eyes-law-unless-you-are-football-fan

I'd just assumed he was a Jaffa.

Meanwhile Mike had to hand his dinner money over to Kevin Jones from 5F to avoid a hiding.

That's fuck all, man. Freddie Shepherd came from Byker and had to fight his way into school then fight his way back home.

That's my line, cunt!

The first we'll hear* about any takeover is when it's being announced so I'll declare 'bullshit'. *apart Stevie Acorrah of course.

@Paddocklad; Reminds me of the school disco. (I preferred 'Big Fun' out of their two biggest/only? Hits).

Apart from their plethora of ex-players who get all the media gigs and their OOT glory hunting fans I couldn't really give a fuck about Liverpool.

We're a rudderless ship, if there's any direction at all left to whoever is running things day to day it'll be to keep spending down or even better, become an even leaner operation. The limit to our commercial operations by whomsoever is left to cope seems to be to sponsorship with papa fucking johns with a bogof offer for season ticket holders.

I used to stay at my late Grandparents house in Heaton. Fond memories. Happy birthday! (Never stayed anywhere called Andrew, though).

3-1 Everton. Three gifts from Swansea almost NUFC-esque.

Just flicked over from the Everton game to Celtic v St Johnston. Fucking hell. Nee wonder there's swathes of empty green seats, its horrendous to watch. They're 3-0 up and cruising to the most pointless title in Europe.

Charlton top lad getting prepared. Charlton top lad on the rampage.

CT, man, I agree to a point about the players missing but he looks a busted flush, man. The 'best for ten years' stuff does make me laugh a bit, though.

He must be the last of that generation of Legends of the fifties? RIP