Howmanheyman

You need a lot of experience and know-how in the championship.

Love the man.

"I'm getting the words, 'Alex' and......errr.....'Makes you think'.....is there anything more?"

Whatever he's done, could Danny Murphy, Rio Ferdinand, Dion Dublin and Martin Keown do the same thing, please?

Basically what everyone else has said. Hopefully you all have the support you're all going to need from each other in the coming weeks and months.

"Mein Fuhrer, Ipswich are bidding for Clarke! It's only £15m and Spurs have a hefty cut of that." "It's alright, it's never happening, why have warm, weak, Suffolk bitter when you can have moet champagne football by the sea. Nothing at all to worry about, haaaawaaaaaaaaay the MLFs! FTM."

I'm content with that outcome, tbh.

CN trying to keep out of it with the assistance of his guardian angel, Caulkin.....

If Palace could hold their water there'd be little to no saga, it's all on them and their chairman.

FYP.

@Gemmill when he gets to this thread....

My wife is bang into the ancestry/DNA stuff. The first time she did the DNA stuff it came back 100% British and Irish which was a huge blow to her as she was hoping to be from a line of Spanish Princesses or related to Cleopatra or something? It's come on quite a bit since and it looks she's mainly Northumbrian and Scottish genes with little percentages scattered elsewhere.

Leicester don't look very good from this opening half an hour. 0-1.

Leicester have won the PL and a cup in the last decade and it's so wasted on their fans, like.

"Oh fuck, he's doing the lightbulb thing again."

Sounds like Kenny Dalglish playing his young'un when he was here. His birthday present would've been a two year contract.

Up to you!

Your turn @PaddockLad as dictated by isegrim. He hasn't nominated anyone so it's a free hit.

Happy to oblige. Thread bump.... This is how I see @Isegrim Errrr could you do @OTFplease?

This Ed Davey has a lot to answer for with his 'living his best life' tweets.