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Recommend me something to NOT watch. Just turned the TV on and an advert for Jeremy Clarkson on a farm came on.....

He's like Bruce Willis in the sixth sense, he doesn't realise he's not a player anymore and doesn't realise the likes of Isak and Bruno can't see him. (poor cunt and unlucky with injuries when we turned it around after fatty fucked off).

Aye, that's the lad, his attitude stunk the place out when they went down, an absolute lightweight.

I didn't particularly want him, definitely didn't want the kid that went to villa whose name escapes me at the minute.

That's not what the people on the doorsteps are telling him. The people on the streets are telling him it was a conservative landslide and to keep delivering for them. Look, the people on the doorsteps have been very clear about this.

Miley and Pearson bumping into each other at the Longbenton entrance.....

Arthur's hill!!! Who's fucking hill? "My fucking hill."

Hopefully they're as wasteful as Sheffield United with chances and we're as clinical with chances as we were on Saturday.

Roma v Leverkusen on TNT with Ian darke and Robbie savage or the same game on setanta with just the crowd noise at a rocking stadio olimpico? It's a tricky one......

Hopefully the lad feels like he owes us big time and is also frustrated as fuck and wants to take it out on the rest of the PL.

"They suspended the sentence! I stood there like a fool! The bastards smiled at me! I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to the big six."

You heard it here first as a former member used to say.

Even a broken clock etc, government finally pass a useful law....

Looks like Adam Pearson about to walk down the stairs after buying the new shirt. If tattoos moved he'd be about to tap the wall.

I saw a bit of that kavehl sahl or whatever the fuck he's called grifting his arse off on SSN talking about Salah and his little tiff with Klopp. Apparently the Saudis will be monitoring this and would LOVE to have him but are very respectful of clubs like Liverpool and won't rock the boat unless they're told Salah wants to come. They'll also probably want to wait to his contract runs down thus getting him without a fee but if given permission will pay big money for him now but only if that's ok with Liverpool and Salah because obviously they're very respectful of clubs like Liverpool. Can you imagine this crack if it was us trying to sell Wilson with a year left on his contract?

And twitter glory Man U dipsticks lapping it up.

Dan Burn doesn't come out of this very well either. Would they have been as eager to visit some bloke's kitchen in walker for a tattoo rather than a legit tattooist like this .... https://www.instagram.com/p/C6W_2qjrnph/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

Retirement's not for you, TP. Get back to work.

Caught a bit of Gabbiadini calling o'nien saying he's always doing silly stuff and he's been a very lucky lad on a few occasions so basically he must be outrageously stupid if even chief arselicker gabbiadooni is slating him? Also slagged off their players saying they're scared to shoot. The worm has turned! (or he's not involved financially with safc anymore?)

Not Gullis but same stamp.

As I've said before with that Keith lunatic, it's Pop Robson I feel sorry for, unknowingly being used as an avatar for a village idiot.

Just came across this, we know some of his failings but you'd have him over the likes of JRM, Johnson, Truss etc talking to foreign power any day and every day. How enough influential people with knowledge couldn't batter down the MSM and the RW rags around 2016 with a bit of bluntness and facts is our big loss. UK was massively let down and there's people in govt who knew it would be a shit sarnie who should be in front of a judge. The least said about the likes of Farage the better. They should be in the fucking tower.