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TBF to the mackems, they had little chance against a team of European champions.

Scarlet Johansson was in two films last year grossing $56m. Joaquin Phoenix was in three films in the same period grossing $87m. I now have a fully booked December being Santa's helper at the Christmas grotto at the MetroCentre. #acting #TicketsSold #BumsOnSeats #DontBeGreedy #HaveYouBeenaGoodBoyThisYear?

And his agent's lass iirc?

I caught some of the Napoli v Bologna game the night before. This was 0-2 when I put it on so turned it off and let the permanent Mrs HMHM watch something else instead.

Aye, I was looking forward to seeing his lass again.

Great song.

Blatantly just shagged prime Ulrika that morning before heading down to the pool and bumping into the German Scouse apologist.

Everbody else: "......" MLF: "The mags would've been the fust on the lifeboats on the titanic leyving the wimmins and the kids beyhind." Everybody else: "U ok Hun?"

Everton fans call their players rats so I can understand them wanting a love rat.

There was some piece on SSN interviewing Shearer at Gateshead international stadium talking about people running for him in the GNR for his charity. Downie was interviewing him and in the background behind AS was some of good folk who'd volunteered for his charity you could see some of them but sometimes AS was blocking the view but one them managed to be in full view to the edge limbering up like the rest half looking at their fellow runners and half checking out the cameras with a sly look. Anyway, they got on the TV which is the main thing..... "I was on sky sports news? I didn't even realise it was going to be on TV?!"

I think it's really ironic when you hear some of those Everton fans calling some of their players rats. Super ironic tbh.

And he's ex-sky as well.

The way sky treat Man U and Liverpool is like what the football coverage used to be when a British team played a foreign team in Europe especially in the latter rounds. Anyone playing those two clubs are the foreigners. I take it they couldn't give a fuck about everyone in this country who doesn't support those two clubs and aren't bothered about them not subscribing to their service? I'm pleased I'm on fire stick sports tbh. (Seriously, I wouldn't pay them a penny for the type of coverage they give most other clubs).

I went to see my folks after our game, I've already seen and heard enough about Liverpool before our game had even started thanks very much.

@Toonpackand their lass filling in the time now he's retired.

"Have you suffered the loss of any footballers from your club who are black? Were they sold to somebody else and it wasn't your fault? Did the people replacing them have blonde hair and were pasty looking who you gave no permission for your club to sign? If so you may be due compensation. Call 0898 24/7 365 and ask for Fair Dinkum solicitors, because your gurn is our concern."

Sky: "Will Arsenal be Nelson Mandela or will Villa make them look more like Nissan Main Dealer? Find out after the break when it's LIVE!!"

Arsenal's training top is a little bit Nelson Mandela-ish.

2-0 spurs. Keeper fuck up, Calvert-Lewin at Everton these days.....

Spurs beating Everton.

Missed the winner, I wonder if Brighton are still temporarily on top of the primyeer league?

Xerxes the Great (touch).