Howmanheyman

Had a lovely hot Sausage and tomato sarnie after standing in the cold for two hours watching my youngest training/playing football.

All the best!

From this..... To these......

CIA Boss: "I want to know everything this Limey, 'Happy Face' does, who he talks to, where he drinks, what forums does he go on and what website is his favourite." CIA operative: "We didn't find Al Quada websites but there was a subscription to 'Stattos-R-us.com'. CIA Boss: "Any other interesting facts on 'Toontastic'?" CIA Operative: "There was a subscription to 'Chickswithdicks.com' but that was from a Scandinavian poster codenamed 'Aeris'. Unfortunately he seems to have gone to ground, Sir."

"Another disappointing game, Alan, what do the Brazilians need to do, now?" "Well first fings first, we need to sort aht this Europa competition, it's killing Brazil, here. I'd also like to fank Mike for some shrewd investment and not putting any of our players in this World Cup shop window as we're a bit vulnerable to the big clabs, it's so easy to turn a players head these days."

I'd hate to see the size of the file the CIA have on Happy Face by now.

Stevie moving south of the water is almost like a betrayal. Now I know how Michael Corleone felt when he knew it was Fredo. I'm in pieces here, man.

It means the value of your house is diminishing every year that passes towards the leasehold date. SELL IT NOW!!!!!!

That would boil my piss too! Imagine the extra cash to go to all those Eurovision bashes if you lived elsewhere?

I did have to temporarily move back in with my folks a couple of times for a few months and that wasn't something I'd be prepared to do again for any longer period.

This is what makes me laugh. The prices in London are astronomical for what you get. Why? Demand. Why demand? Because of the place being a much higher level than anywhere else in the UK. Try fixing other parts of the UK and that might help London Prices. A good transport link would be nice, unbelievable that there's still stretches of one lane road on the A1 from Newcastle to Edinburgh when they're spending billions on he high speed train from London to (eventually) Leeds is it?

They're out of touch with the Newcastle Utd fan whether deliberately or not. (I suspect deliberately).

No chance of BBC Newcastle questioning Ashley, they even refused to call our ground St. James' Park when the sportsdirect arena fiasco raged when others didn't. I wouldn't waste your time listening to anything other than the actual match.

I would never rent. Not when you're young. Pay some cunts mortgage for them? If I had to now I'm older then fair enough.

It'll get a lot worse than 'our' day.

.....As this is the 'what age did you move out?' thread.

As this is the politics thread........I was in and out of work mostly as these strange establishments were starting to become commonplace, they were called 'Employment agencies'. Also some companies started to take people on their books but wouldn't give them a permanent contract. Try getting a mortgage in the nineties without a 'proper' job. (Also try shagging in your parents house whilst worrying you 'working your magic' will omit moans etc from your lass). I was desperate to get out but didn't get myself a mortgage till my missus was in a permanent job, two years later we sold and got a bigger place when I was taken on full time. Would have been out a lot sooner had I either been at university or in a good job. There was more chance of seeing hens teeth lying in our street than kids who went to university, and jobs were scarce or shit. CT's golden North-East isn't something I remember.

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