Howmanheyman

Take no notice of these wankers, essembee, I'm all ears.

Paddy Power going too far. I honestly feel these betting adverts you see ad nauseam during the breaks are too much and now they feel a woman's murder is a nice little hook to get a betting promotion out to punters. It's one thing telling a joke aimed at Pistorious but for a business to advertise it?

I thought you could take a joke?

Photoshop? Copy and pasting is my level, unfortunately.

"Haw hee haw, Newcastle, haw hee haw, piss, wind, hot air, haw hee haw, etc, etc" Basically.

Good lad, glad you can have a laugh too. "Look what you could've won."

He was a good player but was also over-rated. I've always been baffled by fuss made over him and it can't just be down to fucking posh spice.

Ha'way man, spit it out! Your bad what? Neck? Knee? Back?

His wasn't free. More in the 100K category.

But is he happy?

As impressed as I was with some of our football, our deficiencies at aerial balls was there for all to see. Cost one goal and could've/Should've cost at least another two. Too many opposition players get free headers against us. It needs looking at.

Our 'size' means fuck all though under Mike. Commercial wise we've managed to regress whilst our size is the same.

I'm hoping Stevie has some insider OB knowledge which he's going to share when the trial is over.

Roses are red Violets are glorious Never get up in the middle of the night for a piss If you live with Oscar Pistorious

People in Europe breathing a huge sigh of relief tonight.

I've said for a while that they're fucked. They've had their decent spell, they're still in the bottom three with another six games away to teams in the top seven. Only West Brom have escaped relegation in the PL era out of teams who were bottom at Christmas and despite our gift of six points to help them, I think their cup runs will still hamper them.

No.

Mind, I'd loved to have seen the look on the Tories face. (An invisible turd being waved under his nose by the sounds of him).

Strange that they haven't painted their faces after the effort they've put in elsewhere, mind. Might've also disguised them a bit more to friends and colleagues. (The green one looks a bit familiar to an ex but alas, I never shagged Captain Kirk's Alien love-child).

They've already been here for years, man. and NSFW....

Pleased the nice people in Europe wont have to suffer what Covent Garden had to suffer.

Never mind the chebs, look at the tongue, man!

Phillips is a bitter cunt and anti-nufc. Mother fuck him and John Wayne Quinn.