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He's definitely a carrot short of a casserole is wor Dessie.

Has he sussed that he's lost his bet, yet?

I'm away out for a run and some fresh air. (yet people are unemployed, mutter, wibble, chunt chunt, cheese fish/fish cheese etc).

Can't even manage one? You complete and utter whopper.

He sings 'Warwickshire's, number one, Warwickshire's, Warwickshire's number one' when he gets ready to go out on the piss. Works hard, plays hard.

By the way if you're working 'hard' you're in the wrong job.

I'm still confused. What has you working on a Saturday got to do with the unemployed?

I've worked hundreds of weekends, many of them twelve hours yet never felt the need to post about those shifts in connection to the unemployed. Strange mindset you have there, mind. Almost tory-esque in the cunt/wanker style.

And now you feel EPIC?

Nee moisturiser round here.

So can CT. He has the chebs and viagra does the rest.

His solicitor does well out of him to be fair.

I know the pores will open up better but the mirror still steams up so I just have to have a rougher shave. I just roar like Rambo stitching his own cut arm up when I shave.

I always say it in your order but have the shower last. The mirror gets steamed up so don't have a shave last.

Straight outta Swindon, Crazy mother fucker named 'Ranger', In a hotel, the women smelling danger, Desmond likes him, And that is even stranger, 'plunge!' 'plunge!' 'plunge!' Yeah sumthin' like that getting 'rusty' water on his customers mat.

I've heard Aeris can do both.

I did the three S's in the correct order but once out the shower and dried the lovely Amatriacana I made last night had one last tremor. Never feels right having a shite straight after a shower.

It's no big deal in the greater scheme of things, but don't you hate it when the shit, shave, shower routine gets mixed up.

CT has blatantly been listening to his 'Frankie goes to Hollywood' CD last night with all his USSR craic.

I did mention it at the time when the story broke.

I'd never heard of him till he became a killer. Would like to hear he's been found guilty and that's where my interest ends.

Compare and contrast. At first we are going to 'rightly hear all sorts of praise' for him and our club be 'heralded as a blue print for other clubs to follow', then it's been downgraded to he's 'a cunt but there's a lot worse out there'.