Howmanheyman

Sounds like you're trying to do an Italian accent? Posting this bit of news underneath as a quick heads up to make sure you don't get into any trouble.

The stack on Sunday.... "Welcome to the show.... We'll start off with an old favourite, hope you like it...." 🎵 Sweet Caroline! (Duh, duh, derr) Good times never seemed so good! (I don't believe it, you're making it up, y'bitch!) I've been inclined (Duh, duh, derr) To believe they never would.... 🎶

Rangers. (A)

That's just Barratts looking for land to build more houses.

Getting everyone's stories and narrative 'aligned'.

You should be ringing them up to complain about your man not getting on so he can give sky his own take on the safety features of the stack and what NOT to say to young lasses who work in hooters.

Just put SSN on, on a whim, the presenters are now talking to three YouTube people in the studio about how good Man Us transfer window has been! The first one they asked was a cockney lad called 'flex' who supported the manc reds. It went straight off but seriously, just bring back half an hour of the saint and greavsie and ditch the MUTV and LFC tribute acts. It's embarrassing now.

This time last year I had 0/3 or 4 so gave up and haven't bothered since and won't buy a membership again. The year before at the same stage I had something like 7/8 before missing out.

Fucking hell, I've seen stuff like this before but not that degree and outcome. Your head and your Mam's must be all over the place.

"Hope you're all enjoying the show here at the Stack? Everybody all shout, 'YEAH!!' lol. My next song is a song I first heard a few ago and it touched me deep inside, it means a lot to me personally and I hope you'll love it too...." 🎵 Money's too tight to mention Oh money, money, money, money Money's too tight to mention I can't afford Fabian Schär's suspension 🎶

"Hey, Kieran!" "What?" "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" "Go on then, give me the bad news first." "You've lost the captain's armband and Tino is starting against Southampton and Bournemouth." "Not too happy about that to be quite fucking honest with you." "Ok, now give me the good news!" "You're team mate and fellow RB Tino has been called up for England! Fantastic news, eh?" "Fucks sake."

Wow, that's strange because we have a thread with hundreds of examples of them not being very humble and even more examples of them being thicker than a castle door.

He's a fucking duck egg tbh. (A smoggy duck egg).

It's just foreigners talking shite, unfortunately.

Was going to share a tweet from sky where they're talking about McTomminay getting mobbed at Naples airport but the pictures they showed only had him being mobbed by officials keeping him safe from the fans but I didn't notice many fans at all. I was going to have another look to double check but couldn't as it was deleted by them.

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Why do they look like they're featuring in a Ronny Gill story such as 'The council have taken away a trampoline the bairns used to use and now they're crying and upset' and they've been told to use the Ronny Gill sad face look by the photographer?

I see the mourning period for his lass didn't last long?

Rumour has it that a mistake was made and that the baby was thrown in the bin whilst the afterbirth was kept and raised instead.

Poor CT's wife knew she'd dropped a bollock the first time she met her MiL. The MiL told her CT's middle name was actually Wednesday. When asked why she chose that name, CTs mam said she was shown CT for the first time by the midwife, she took her first look at him and all present agreed to call it a day.

I saw Hendrick at Sainsbury's once with, I presume, his Mam. I'm not a massive bloke at all but I could easily have picked him up with just my left hand and threw him into the tins of beans like Darth Vader no problem whatsoever, he was so small and gaunt. Also, he was dressed like a harry bamp. If I was one of many sershul media NUFC whores I'd have got a selfie so could've shown you but I'm not and I didn't so tough titties.

The art of putting someone off the deal.