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Are you Nigel?Are you Nigel? Are you Nigel Farage in disguise? Are you Nigel Farage in disguise? Love being in Europe, me. Tell me Ma, me Ma! I won't be home for tea, We're going to Italy! Tell me Ma, me Ma!

Desmond, change your name to 'Martin Thomas' shinpads' as a conciliatory gesture and maybe have your avatar as Kevin Carr's successor who had a tache just like his predecessor.

Yep, I think they're fucked regardless but it boils my piss we've gave them a hand with their two wins.

Goals are so important in the PL and this has to be the big worry if/when Remy moves on. We need a masterstroke in the summer or it could be a long season next year.

They have the hardest away fixtures by a mile, they cannot win at home in 'winnable' games as the players and support collectively shit their pants.

One of those games is at Man City.

Had us down for a defeat the minute I found out he was ref coupled with Remy and Debuchy out. Also had the Mackems as a 0-0 on the super 6.

93rd min winner for Everton.

West Brom winning 2-1 at Swansea, Cardiff drawing away at Goodison.

Armstrong on for Frank Pingel.

Next year be afraid, be very afraid.

Shit by Krul, really shit.

FFS Cisse then they score.

Our set pieces, man.

De Jong playing himself into a permanent move by lowering the transfer fee on account of his performances.

De jong shoots like my bairn passes back to the keeper.

Cisse unlucky, quick reaction from a shit de jong shot. Decent save.

Loser fucks off from toontastic for a month.

Debuchy and Remy are being missed it's fair to say.

Papiss will score today.

Parky. "It's not my time yet, I need to see Ben Arfa hold down a regular place first."

"Remember to keep it tight and play off big Luuk. Ok good luck boys! See you after the game......................." "Hi Babes, it's me, Alan. They've gone now, I'll be round your room in five. Put the 'French Maid' suit on for me, I'm like a fackin' babies arm holding an apple, here."

Fucking hell, your patter would make an onion cry, man.

No, he has more baggage than Heathrow terminal 4.

They've managed to find two wings at last. Wing Wong say, "Wha you Wan?!" and Wing Hong say, "You wan sore finga on your chip?"