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Pardew's got in there first with the plane business.

Well done, and at least your blob has already been done! (I take it you wont be doing any next weekend?) I applied for a PPI and got back something like £130

Fish thinks he knows where the root of their success lies.

As is, we'll be very close to relegation. I'm assuming Loic Remy will piss himself laughing if a representative from NUFC bothers to ask him if he fancies hanging around after the Anfield game so we'll be in the shit unless we get a good striker, we'll also need at least two right backs as Debuchy may not survive two transfer windows. We're a worse team without Cabaye who hasn't been replaced so can they replace him adequately in the summer? They might be 'able' to but will they if they don't like the price tag? De Jong has shown nothing at all to even hint at us buying him but again, if the price is right then he could be one of the 'strikers' that Billy Liar says he wants next year. One or two good players and a freakishly kind injury list will see us ok next year, anything else and I'm calling 'We're doomed' in an elderly Scots accent.

Their speciality dish is coq au vin, the sauce's consistency can vary depending on the Chef who cooks it.

Their restaurant is in Bellend Rd but stems from their old Helmet Terrace address.

The players did take some bashing, CT. So should Pardew. Most of all the Genius from Hertfordshire.

Can't get away with Di Caprio.

Only the more discerning, bohemian customers choose to dine at Bellend Rd, don't you know?

Hope things turn out well for you all.

Her name was Aeris, Her posts could sometimes shock The only Norwegian football lass With stubble and a four inch cock RIP

So that's a 'no' then?

Got to say if Spurs were having the results and performances of Everton you wouldn't hear the end of it.

Is there nobody in Warwickshire who you can have a pint with, Des? Nobody else who you can get it off your chest to?

To be honest, seeing a club believe in themselves and only wanting the best for themselves, be it Liverpool, Man City, even through to Everton and Southampton, it just shows up the shower of shit stinking the joint out up here.

If they continue like this they deserve it.

Another good goal. The commentator on NBC is making my ears bleed. Lee Dixon alongside him I don't like from his playing days but is thankfully not joining in. The commentator is helpfully informing us of some of the songs the Kop are singing. No idea who he is but what a cock.

We went to our local-ish Italian. Food's usually good but the service is what makes it. Always full which is a good sign.

Still highly amused at Palace beating Chelsea. The Mackems must've heard the undertaker getting the nails out for their coffin when they heard that scoreline.

He's some player, mind. 2-0 Liverpool. Suarez.

Nee offence Trooper but anyone unclear about his intentions by now must've been in a coma these last few years.

Thanks for sharing, CT.

Our support isn't what it used to be but at least it isn't made up of Gimps. Fuck me.

"Aiieeeeeeaiiiiiieeeeeeyaaafatuuuucckkkkkaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!"

It was the free mesh bag that swung it for Gemmill.