Howmanheyman

The art of putting someone off the deal.

IF it was close it's a strange move as this happens all the time. Of course he's their player and they can do whatever they like. I have a feeling he'll still be their player after the deadline and maybe it isn't as close as some were suggesting?

You fucking stupid cunt, I was genuinely gutted for you.

In the early rounds of the league cup how many players get rested? (Especially if you're playing a lower league side). If you believe journalists, (not itk knackers), we were apparently not far off getting him. If the journalists are wrong they're wrong, but if we really were close to agreeing then it's an unusual move to play and cup tie him. I don't think you have to be a mong to think this.

I've just threw up a bit in my mouth at this crack. A fair point but I wasn't giving him advice what to do when he actually gets the job. (I didn't give any advice at all as it happens, just a good luck message, you naughty gif man!)

I wonder if a fee was/is agreed but it's just low enough for them to play him tonight as fuck you, he's cup tied if you won't pay the bit extra? Purely hypothetical but if they've fucked us around but bend over the cartel 6 then I hope we tuck it away for a future opportunity to fuck them off.

All I can say is good luck and hopefully something very similar comes up again if you're unlucky?

"Nooooo!!"

Bit of a wykiki moment, there.

I took the missus for a hospital appointment and oasis were on the radio, we came back and it was on a different station, yep oasis on again. I then nipped out to get some shopping and on the news the first story was this with the radio station news presenter saying 'Well people will have been getting their old radio cassette players out and their old CDs of oasis as the band have announced a reunion tour.....blah, blah.' I fucking hate radio news, they're the worst kind of smug, no fuck all type of office cunt around, like. I mean, just the shit patter premise that this announcement has galvanised oasis fans to listen to them as if they haven't listened to them since the 90s? I couldn't give a fuck either way but the way they jump on anything and exaggerate everything to fuck. Dear Christ, man. Fuck. Off.

TBF to the mackems, they had little chance against a team of European champions.

Scarlet Johansson was in two films last year grossing $56m. Joaquin Phoenix was in three films in the same period grossing $87m. I now have a fully booked December being Santa's helper at the Christmas grotto at the MetroCentre. #acting #TicketsSold #BumsOnSeats #DontBeGreedy #HaveYouBeenaGoodBoyThisYear?

And his agent's lass iirc?

I caught some of the Napoli v Bologna game the night before. This was 0-2 when I put it on so turned it off and let the permanent Mrs HMHM watch something else instead.

Aye, I was looking forward to seeing his lass again.

Great song.

Blatantly just shagged prime Ulrika that morning before heading down to the pool and bumping into the German Scouse apologist.

Everbody else: "......" MLF: "The mags would've been the fust on the lifeboats on the titanic leyving the wimmins and the kids beyhind." Everybody else: "U ok Hun?"

Everton fans call their players rats so I can understand them wanting a love rat.

There was some piece on SSN interviewing Shearer at Gateshead international stadium talking about people running for him in the GNR for his charity. Downie was interviewing him and in the background behind AS was some of good folk who'd volunteered for his charity you could see some of them but sometimes AS was blocking the view but one them managed to be in full view to the edge limbering up like the rest half looking at their fellow runners and half checking out the cameras with a sly look. Anyway, they got on the TV which is the main thing..... "I was on sky sports news? I didn't even realise it was going to be on TV?!"

I think it's really ironic when you hear some of those Everton fans calling some of their players rats. Super ironic tbh.

And he's ex-sky as well.