Howmanheyman

Fucking hell, I've seen stuff like this before but not that degree and outcome. Your head and your Mam's must be all over the place.

"Hope you're all enjoying the show here at the Stack? Everybody all shout, 'YEAH!!' lol. My next song is a song I first heard a few ago and it touched me deep inside, it means a lot to me personally and I hope you'll love it too...." 🎵 Money's too tight to mention Oh money, money, money, money Money's too tight to mention I can't afford Fabian Schär's suspension 🎶

"Hey, Kieran!" "What?" "Do you want the good news or the bad news?" "Go on then, give me the bad news first." "You've lost the captain's armband and Tino is starting against Southampton and Bournemouth." "Not too happy about that to be quite fucking honest with you." "Ok, now give me the good news!" "You're team mate and fellow RB Tino has been called up for England! Fantastic news, eh?" "Fucks sake."

Wow, that's strange because we have a thread with hundreds of examples of them not being very humble and even more examples of them being thicker than a castle door.

He's a fucking duck egg tbh. (A smoggy duck egg).

It's just foreigners talking shite, unfortunately.

Was going to share a tweet from sky where they're talking about McTomminay getting mobbed at Naples airport but the pictures they showed only had him being mobbed by officials keeping him safe from the fans but I didn't notice many fans at all. I was going to have another look to double check but couldn't as it was deleted by them.

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Why do they look like they're featuring in a Ronny Gill story such as 'The council have taken away a trampoline the bairns used to use and now they're crying and upset' and they've been told to use the Ronny Gill sad face look by the photographer?

I see the mourning period for his lass didn't last long?

Rumour has it that a mistake was made and that the baby was thrown in the bin whilst the afterbirth was kept and raised instead.

Poor CT's wife knew she'd dropped a bollock the first time she met her MiL. The MiL told her CT's middle name was actually Wednesday. When asked why she chose that name, CTs mam said she was shown CT for the first time by the midwife, she took her first look at him and all present agreed to call it a day.

I saw Hendrick at Sainsbury's once with, I presume, his Mam. I'm not a massive bloke at all but I could easily have picked him up with just my left hand and threw him into the tins of beans like Darth Vader no problem whatsoever, he was so small and gaunt. Also, he was dressed like a harry bamp. If I was one of many sershul media NUFC whores I'd have got a selfie so could've shown you but I'm not and I didn't so tough titties.

The art of putting someone off the deal.

IF it was close it's a strange move as this happens all the time. Of course he's their player and they can do whatever they like. I have a feeling he'll still be their player after the deadline and maybe it isn't as close as some were suggesting?

You fucking stupid cunt, I was genuinely gutted for you.

In the early rounds of the league cup how many players get rested? (Especially if you're playing a lower league side). If you believe journalists, (not itk knackers), we were apparently not far off getting him. If the journalists are wrong they're wrong, but if we really were close to agreeing then it's an unusual move to play and cup tie him. I don't think you have to be a mong to think this.

I've just threw up a bit in my mouth at this crack. A fair point but I wasn't giving him advice what to do when he actually gets the job. (I didn't give any advice at all as it happens, just a good luck message, you naughty gif man!)

I wonder if a fee was/is agreed but it's just low enough for them to play him tonight as fuck you, he's cup tied if you won't pay the bit extra? Purely hypothetical but if they've fucked us around but bend over the cartel 6 then I hope we tuck it away for a future opportunity to fuck them off.

All I can say is good luck and hopefully something very similar comes up again if you're unlucky?

"Nooooo!!"

Bit of a wykiki moment, there.

I took the missus for a hospital appointment and oasis were on the radio, we came back and it was on a different station, yep oasis on again. I then nipped out to get some shopping and on the news the first story was this with the radio station news presenter saying 'Well people will have been getting their old radio cassette players out and their old CDs of oasis as the band have announced a reunion tour.....blah, blah.' I fucking hate radio news, they're the worst kind of smug, no fuck all type of office cunt around, like. I mean, just the shit patter premise that this announcement has galvanised oasis fans to listen to them as if they haven't listened to them since the 90s? I couldn't give a fuck either way but the way they jump on anything and exaggerate everything to fuck. Dear Christ, man. Fuck. Off.