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Did he manage to get your autograph, Chez?

At least the one bedsheet I saw was clean, unlike yours I'd imagine. They reckon your bedsheet is like plywood. (I know you like that smilie, here have another one )

Am struggling to see why I would want anything other than a Cardiff win seeing as the people who run our club gave up on it in december and have ruined what could've been a good season, we now have two matches left after we've lost the last six and lost them all without a whimper, one goal scored and how many conceded? We now play a club who could still play a part in putting your neighbours into the 2nd division which is about the only consolation we could get this year and would let us off the hook for two defeats next year as our lot our fannies in the derby now. Our season is over already and it's turned into rancid shit, let the fuckers squirm just like we've had to squirm so many times lately.

Yes. They are taxed badly.

Nice of you to post, evergreen and give us your opinion on Abeid and congratulations on winning the cup! Don't know who this 'NFC' is you talk about though as they call us Newcastle United FC.

They are taxed badly, Deaders, very badly indeed.

"There's a man I meet Walks up our street He's the Manager of Newcastle Has been three years And he takes no lip off nobody Apart from big Mike Ashley Defending Mike's his bag And he never thinks to mutter And he picks his team, it's a big bad dream For the fans except for CT He never lets on But I know 'cause he once told me He let me know a secret About the money in Man City He's gonna say the 3 nil Gonna call it 'Dignity'. And I'll say it up the North East Through villages and towns I'll be on my holidays They'll be doing their rounds They'll ask me why I bullshit I'll say Mike paid me money They'll say it isn't pretty That shit you called Dignity".

Definitely the next one. We'll get beat at Anfield whatever we want to be fair.

I know what you're saying but I can't think of one appointment Ashley would likely make that could better KK. Agree about Shearer though.

Loved Pards rallying cry about this game. Can't do anything about the result but can about the performance? Get this bloke away from our city, man. He's stinking the place out with his shit patter.

Even now Keegan would wipe the fucking floor with Pardew, man! Anyway, pointless debate, we're stuck with Jabba the cunt and any sap desperate enough to work for him.

I'm at graft so will miss the game. I'm one of the lucky ones.

He hasn't really been unpredictable though, has he? Unless you count things where even we didn't think he could do something worse.

Good point. Equally it made us as it came into effect in Keegan's first full season as manager and we had defenders and a keeper who were comfortable with the ball whereas a lot of defenders and keepers elsewhere just panicked. Younger people would've missed out seeing a defender under pressure back passing to his keeper who in turn panicked and even though he knew he couldn't, would pick the ball up anyway. That or he'd kick it out for a corner or throw in. We thrived, others didn't.

Paid £26 (including p&p) for this..... I'll never wear the fucking thing but nostalgia can be a twat.

"....And this is how you pump up your tyres. Don't worry though, it isn't as tricky as it looks."

We'll shop at France again or maybe in Spain at a few of the lesser clubs. The only Brits we'll sign will have clauses or just be shit.

Aye, can't believe nobody even looked disgusted never mind pulled the speccy cunt.

When I was at school we did a little bit about Ford motors for some reason and my eldest daughter is doing the same almost thirty years later! 2-3,000 years of history and a few weeks learning about the T model?

Hope your young'un is past the worst of it. My youngest was bad the other day but at least it only lasted the the early hours and throughout that day.

Gosling is English. Williamson is English. Rob Elliot is really English. Steven Taylor is English. The first three are wet drips, the latter is a fucking knacker. What we need is good players with a bit of heart.

Getting beyond a joke now. Was a bit part player in our 2nd div season and has been gone for a good while now. He's fuck all to do with us. He'll never get to Ghetto heaven.....

Mike Williamson getting interviewed yesterday on sky, talks like a fanny, challenges for headers like a fanny, tells the interviewer we played well against Swansea as they show a clip of Bony leaving him on his arse as he equalises against us. Them fuckers winning today as well. Just get this season over and scrap football until we're sold. Our club is a fucking joke.

I did a archaeology course which was just a basic starters thing whilst out of work many years ago. Unfortunately had to give it up as I couldn't afford the travelling expenses and I had to get a job when I had the chance.

I love stuff from the classical period, from the Greek states to the Roman Republic and their politics and civil wars. I've read quite a few decent books on the subject.