Howmanheyman

S.W.A.L.K.

ROFLMAO

lol

After they fluked promotion with the Swindon/Macari fiasco it would be great if they were relegated over this.

Funny enough, heard a tale the other day about a workmate drinking what he thought was homebrew bottle of bitter but turned out was actually some sort of manure fertiliser. Says he'd never been as sick in his life and used the remainder of the bottle in his garden which stunk the place out for a week or two. And he drank some.

They got a a point at Man City, should've been three, they've beaten Chelsea away and Man U too. I don't know how they did it but they have. Look at Fulham and Cardiff yesterday, total surrender jobs. Unfortunately you have to say they deserve to stay up.

Are we talking about your breath here, CT? I think listerine might help?

I had this shirt bought in Italy in 1987...... .....You couldn't really get them over here then so I looked like a tanned sexy Italian God when I came back home strutting my stuff in the fields of Walker like Platini in the middle of the park. I had a few offers of swaps for the shirt which I politely had to decline.

As Tony Soprano once said.....'What the fuck?'

Sack the board, sack the board, sack the board.

Pompey again....... The last time we've won the last game of the season away from home in the top flight..........in 1988 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSeoLZEiS0&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ Our expectations, man, too heavy!

The Yumba centre awaits!!!! (Or not!)

"word on the street"

Radio Newcastle "Get out of our club, get out of clu---uuuu---bbbb, you fat cockney bastard, get out of our club" Two seconds later...... "Get out of our club, get out of clu---uuuu---bbbb, you fat cockney bastard, get out of our club" Charlie Nicholas: " The crowd are shouting for Pardew to go!".

Mackems winning at Man U.

Fucking hell.

Thought this thread was about Huggy Bear for a second.

OMG! White van man in Kent has rang Jason cundy asking what we're moaning about! Call off the protest, quick!

Fuck 'em. Considering all they do is talk about Man U and Liverpool you don't get many Mancs and scousers on there. You don't get many Geordies on there either. It's a London and home counties radio station catered for and rung up by wankers.

Not sure if this thread is about CT's waist getting bigger?

Other than fame and admiration for doing something and bringing their troubles into national focus.

I never left early from a game and used to wonder at those who did so regularly. Let's hope that some of those regular early leavers aren't the ones having a go at any leavers on the hour mark. If I was there, (I'm not, I'm already protesting by not attending home games), I'd leave, although the time change really hasn't helped. That said, just fuck off on 60, 61, 69 whatever. Sit on your hands and do fuck all if you want, you may not be happy but whatever you do don't do something where people will actually see you doing something! Heaven forbid! How embarrassing that would be! Seriously, just go, have that extra pint and feel satisfied that you made YOUR point. The lack of action in todays society sometimes saddens me, ball the size of peas. (Obviously if you are a fan of how our club is being run then sit down and enjoy the game, just don't sit there though, if the only reason is that you'll 'feel daft' leaving).

When he found out he only had two months to live, Castle, trooper and record breaker till the end said, 'I'll do it in one!' (probably).

Graham Taylor: "Do I not like that." - 1994 Alan Pardew: "Alright mate, how you doing?" - 2014