Howmanheyman

Triads got to him.

There's a thread on old pics/videos/tales. Why don't you post on that one, CT?

Funny, I was leaning more towards mad men.

Game of thrones or mad men? Got both to watch sky set box. Never seen either so which one first?

I'd make sweet music if she massaged my sack to be fair.

I thought the hedge got trimmed?

This 'in peace' line needs rethinking by the way. No harm to him but is he a scouse Captain Kirk?

Yes, but only if Kathrynn Tickell (sp) sticks her fingers in his sack.

Northumbrian Piper. (Colostomy job).

"You..... fat...... Bastard."

No. He meant to say a 'Bamp's quid' Andy Gray, (pictured), likes this.

I thought he looked half decent early on, but unlike CT on a slimmingworld weigh-in, he was just too lightweight.

"Rrrrroger that, BigWalrus, This is Admin, you are clear to flounce off in T-minus 10....9....8.....7......6......5.....4......3......2......1.......Flounce off!!!!" "That's one small click for Admin, one giant leap for a large Walrus."

'stool chart' Fly sits on a turd, fly already on it says, "sorry mate, this stool's taken".

Pinstripe stockings? Whatever floats your dinghy.

It was mammoth. But not bloody.

Launched a type II class U Boat on Sunday via my arsehole. It needed dismantled before the third flush despatched it into the North Sea.

On the bright side, one less excuse to peddle for Pardew/Charnley etc on behalf of Mike.

Didn't see last night but three late goals seems a bit karma. Have a tiny bit of sympathy as like PL I've met a few decent scousers on my travels. The gloryhunters from all corners of Britain can fuck off though.

Lovely. Can they do one on the man who employs him now?

"What's In your head? in your he-e-e-ed? Zanetti, Zanetti, Zaneti-ee-ee-ee-ee, ar-har-hey-yah."