Howmanheyman

A bit like gemmill and the Summerville kid bronski beat songs I started a few months ago.

It's all bollocks really, how many non decisions will that include where they don't even show a replay?

I recommend @wykikitoon watches this.....

Dubravka can't be our stand in keeper next season. Karius neither.

His real name is Brian. Brian Harvey.

That's what he wanted you to think. He's an online predator.

And this as well.

I have to say, (and I thought this as soon as I heard it), Burn has to switch on a bit more pre-game in that interview as he was definitely being set up by sky with this rivalry bollocks scenario which was always going to blow up in our faces and was obviously a nice stage prop for Keane to denigrate another football club with zero comebacks from the presenter. The leading questions got their desired result. Eddie coaching required for the big lad.

Pope and Joelinton can't start but Tripps can? Fair enough, we don't know what the injury score is so I'm probably talking shite but we've been our own worst enemies in a game we still should've won. No way I'll be listening to the sky wankathon on FT.

Combination of piss poor finishing, a defensive aberration and of course, the genocide, err, I mean VAR has done us so far. Everything's went their way for a change.

He goes in for the cross but Gordon shoots low and powerful, can't blame him for that tbh. A cross and he scores.

Blame var, but blame poor finishing too.

No way in hell does the VAR not say to the ref to go to the monitor if that's the other way around. No way. It's the old 'no clear and obvious error' thing being the get out of jail card for officials when they're shit scared of losing out games because of controversy against one of the protected six. Fucking stinks.

Started well then let them into it giving sky what they want. Away day as per normal and which man u player touched the ball in Gordon???

United officially erased from our name. Cole, Keane and Rooney in the studio. Whey aye, sky.

Alan Smith doing our matc........ ZZZZzzzzzzzz

'73 Ole 'at the wheel' was on it. But then again, so was Kate Beckinsale.

Keep em coming, lads!

I'm guessing it was an American website featuring American TV stars? Most of this board would know the majority of them, you and gemmill would get the lot.

"I really didn't think it was that funny if I'm being totally honest. What did I say Roy?" "She said she's had prolapsed hemorrhoids that were more amusing." "I didn't say that, Roy!!!"

That's how I feel around five o'clock when all you workaholics log off and go home from work until you've all had your tea and are sitting on the settee bored and log in to toontastic again.

Unfortunately Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher weren't available for Schwein Sportz News in 1939 on account of them not being born and their ex-clubs not being the biggest and best back then so poor old Adolf had to do it himself instead....

Had a look for famous people born in the same year as me but there must've been some mistake as I'd never heard of at least half of them.

I always wondered why she wore tartan, was Scottish and her archenemy, the Scunner Campbell also had a Scottish accent with Billy Connolly singing the song when everyone went on about it being filmed at the coast, I thought, where's the Geordies? (The idea that it was supposed to be set in Scotland passed my young self completely by at the time).