Howmanheyman

Bravado.....err......comedy.......errr..... mean Pepe le Pew Dave.

Turn it off, then turn it on again after five minutes, TP.

Yes I know. I'm never out too long so it's a bit suffocating tbh.

You lead a better life than me!

Love leyague one, err, the champeyonship, me like.

Anyway, back in after a lovely birthday night and that MLF tale has just rounded it off nicely as I sit listening to music on YouTube with a glass of red. Get in.

Every encounter they come out of it looking as cool as Clint Eastwood whilst the Mag looks like James Cordon on steroids. Wow, some boys.....

Didn't Powell used to hit his lass? I'm sure Brookes did as well?

There's obviously no thread.....

Just get sausage rolls THAT AREN'T FROM GREGGS is all I'm saying. I've thought for ages they tasted shit so it's not just about visual confirmation btw. I made some homemade sausage rolls the other day funnily enough as I love a DECENT sausage roll once in a while. They were Magnifique.

If you're going to eat a Greggs sausage roll you better make sure it's a vegan one as not only do they taste far better, (a low bar admittedly) but I've seen the filling of their sausage rolls flow out of a hopper like it's water and it stinks. 🤢 (No mince mixture should be that 'loose'. I've measured the viscosity of confectionery at liquid form that was thicker).

Looks like the mail has a new bogeyman. Somebody making a FOOL of himself called McEvoy following on from Powell the other day and the mail also quoted the great ex-spurs sub in the 90s when they were very average, Jamie O'Hara as well slagging the new coach off saying 'he'd lost the nation already.' Such lovely people, I mean look at his photo, he looks like he'd be a good lad to work with or have a pint with.

I was at a zenith data systems cup game against Oldham? in the benches as it was cheap and there was about 7000 at the game.

Ireland look pretty poor tbh. Grealish and Rice should've stayed to help them out. Bad craic.

When did commentators stop commentating on the game taking place and just talk incessantly about who said what whenever? How about shut the fuck up? Matterface and Darren fletcher being the worst culprits.

I'd love to sit next to him at a match, his face would be a picture. His nose would be turned up as if I'd soiled myself with shit and extra diarrhea sauce.

The papers in this country, just gotta love 'em. 'FURY AS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!' The stock photo as well, man! 'Get two youngish, wokish looking females as a photo drinking latte or something. Make sure they're worth having a hate wank over.'

Aye, he's a proper cunt. Possibly the inspiration to the 'considerbloi richer than yow' sketch minus the Brummie accent if that picture is anything to go by as well as his patter.

I didn't make it past the headline.

Not just him at it....

Journalists, just one of the reasons England are hard to like.