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I told Mrs HMHM to have a nice lie in on her birthday rather than get up to make my breakfast then knock my bait up when I was on early shift.

Up until a few minutes before that pic his agent had told him that the Sunderland move was just a smokescreen to get other clubs to make a serious bid for him. As he's holding the scarf up he knows he's been fucked over by his agent.

Do they pay you for the trial shift?

I wish I had NJS's dilemma! Hope the first lot offer you the job then move if numero dos company ask you to join them later on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lkS_0OVDVU&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ Keegan's patter not something I'd expect from Pardew.

Forty five years ago today, Put's Arsenal's 'draught' nto perspective.

The Geeks speaketh! Nexus it is!

They knead more dough as well.

Nah, I'm still happy with my old kindle for that.

Cheers Gemmill, will look into it a bit more thoroughly.

Ok folks, think I might be getting a tablet and the Wife was maybe going to get me one for Fathers Day, soooooooo ......... Any recommendations? I must admit I'm swaying towards the Kindle HD fire as it seems to me to be just as good as most, cheaper than most and would have the bonus of having all my amazon stuff on it already. Anyone got one? Am I making a mistake getting one? Does it read as well as the original kindle for books? Layman's terms please!

Ah! A plate of La Merde D'Anglais washed down with a glass of La pisse de chat. Vous vous êtes surpassé, CT!

'He'll'

Hard lines on Barton getting on a serious political show at last then finding out one of the panel is Piers Morgan.

I can only remember them playing one at home tops, most seasons to be fair.

The epitome of a mercenary cunt. I'm taking it he doesn't even have the excuse of 50/50 chance being able to play? Also explains why he didn't start against Swansea when Pardew was desperate for a result. The fact he was desperate and still cowtowed to the player speaks volumes about our manager who is even more complicit by going along with it. He knows the player is off, just tell him he's playing and if he refuses lay the blame at his door.

In Sainsbury at the checkout and there's this old butch looking woman with short black hair gelled in a quiff with bits of grey in it on the till. The old Lezza asks if I need any carrier bags? "Yes please." I reply. "Do you need a hand with your packing?" she asks, "No, love, you're alright." I answer. She hands me my receipt and I say something like "Cheers, love." before just catching her name tag on her shirt. It said 'Malcolm'. Oops!

That makes sense.

CT, Whoever you may be You make your mark being contrary But it can't get worse You know you're never right, Posting your non stop football shite.

I tend to to agree with you, Chez. (About the benefits that is, if the Texas/China analogy was any further over my head than it is now it'd be in Earth orbit).

Mackem, Ginger and a Tory.

Think I might've read it.

I wasn't entitled to holiday pay for a couple of years in the nineties till 'Europe' forced it on the then Conservative government who were dead against it. People have been migrating for thousands of years, it's a fact of life, there's approx 2.2M British ex-pats, (immigrants) living in Europe at the minute I read the other day. There has to be something about being in Europe that benefits this country as even the Tories won't back out of it despite a lot of their members being against the EU.

Agree with most of that, watched half yesterday and the rest this morning.