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    Billy Askew.
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    "Butter is better Margerine, CT. I'm the only Marge you should have time for. Now be a good boy and try not to bite your fingers when you're eating that sandwich."
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    I wouldn't knock the kid too much, mind. It probably takes his mind off things like wanting but not getting his leg over. (Who am I kidding?) :lol:
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    Jesus! Imagine if we'd signed a genuine class player from them?
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    Would also explain that 9 foot shark being eaten by something big and hungry.
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    He was no James Cordon. RIP Peoples Poet
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    Ginger Jack Colback Ginger Jack Colback Signed him on a free, From Purgatory, Ginger Jack Colback.
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    Walkerville, lovey, Walkerville.
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    Shirt didn't sit right on me, thought I'd sell it now while mugs are buying England tat World Cup fever is at its height.
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    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/godzilla-9-foot-great-white-shark-3658246?
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    Sold for £35.
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    How's this going so far?
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    'They don't think it's all over.'
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    "Now then, now then, young Jack, can you, possibly, tell me, what was the exact score in that derby match you just happened to play in?" "I can't hear you!!" "3-0, marra! FTM etc, etc."
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    He knows the fucking score, man! Play for the opposition in any derby where you're from that town and you're going to get jip. Like I said, he starts with that hanging over him so it's up to him to get on with it and get people onside.
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    Aimaad

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    "Happy birthday, young man."
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    Some words/things just work better in Geordie.
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    So are footballers who go on the likes of twitter posting pics of themselves using their fingers to count show the score of a game. Honestly, man, why are football supporters going to be over the moon to sign such a footballer who has taken the piss out of you? The kid has to win over the support with his actions on the pitch which isn't a problem to me as at least he has something to prove and will have to put it in.
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    I should've tried to go to his talk-in up here. Would love KK to ring one of these daft bastards on the likes of talksport when they try to play down the size/potential of our club.
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    @ the CT shrimp BBQ jokes.
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    Sitting in the bait room at work today I casually turned to one of the lads and asked him if he'd heard the one about the Nazi interrogation officer? He'd barely got the 'No' answer out when I slapped his face shouting 'LIAR!' in a loud German accent. (It was a gentle slap, promise).
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    Great and poignant piece in the Guardian. http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/jun/04/coalition-attacks-nhs-return-britain-age-workhouse
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    I'm looking forward to another season where we really "attack the cups" (Alan Pardew).
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    Metro Radio breaking news: "Staff at Newcastle United's ticket office were today called in at 6.am to deal with season ticket sales frenzy after the announcement of imminent transfer of jack Colback from Sunderland and young Perez from Tenerife who was playing for the Thomas Cook reps team on the Canaries island."
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