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  1. Howmanheyman
    Can mine be drawn again on account my name isn't 'Howmamheymam'?
  2. Howmanheyman
    Fucking slower than the World Cup draw itself, this man!
  3. Howmanheyman
    Gemmill needs four. One for him, one for his lass, one for the cat and one for the roomba.
  4. Howmanheyman
    Steve Coogan/Gerry Adams is a Muslim?
  5. Howmanheyman
    I'll stick another two quid in. If someone who hasn't paid already wants my extra spot just use the extra £2 in the toontastic fund instead.
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    Ken on the other hand owns more than one property. In Australia. You should be twinned with CT in the UK who is the same.
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    Fish giving Essembee a run for his money. Essembee = Mackems/Sunderland Fish = Scousers/Liverpool By the way, beards, (not stubble) look fucking atrocious on all the twenty/thirty something hipsters I've seen so far. Chuck a Granda style cap on and it reaches a new level of ridiculous. I'm sure you buck that trend though, Fish.
  8. Howmanheyman
    'He's always being linked to big clubs' is he? This from the same bloke who felt our natural place in the football world was around 10th wasn't it? Another wanker that should be nowhere near this club.
  9. Howmanheyman
    Probably.
  10. Howmanheyman
    He can always mutter loudly to himself whilst spending some of the previously saved cash in the event of an imminent relegation battle later on this year.
  11. Howmanheyman
    Fours years old? Get him something in a big cardboad box, make it into a den and watch a happy contented child play for ages. Chuck toy out 12 months later when it's beyond any reasonable doubt he never, ever, ever plays with it. Ever. Keep the box though.
  12. Howmanheyman
    How much to bring in a load of Amalfitano's or Goslings? Is this Spanish kid earmarked for the reserves? We might end up with a lot of signings, my guess is at least half will be bought not on ability but on affordability or transfer clauses.
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    Aye, who do we think we are? 55,000 screaming Geordies collectively writing an article where we claim to be the dominant North-East club. What Mag Kernts we all are.
  14. Howmanheyman
    There's always the January window if he thinks we need substantial player 'trading' to keep us in the division.
  15. Howmanheyman
    He definitely got a guilty semi on when he painted on the black & white stripes, mind.
  16. Howmanheyman
    They reckon he's from Boldon, so I hear.
  17. Howmanheyman
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL0w1MO1h8c&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop
  18. Howmanheyman
    Good shout but I can't remember what he looked like either.
  19. Howmanheyman
    Same as me. ......Is the wrong answer surprisingly enough.
  20. Howmanheyman
    Anyone care to name all of these Italians from 1990? I can get seven so far.
  21. Howmanheyman
    From the Mirror I take papertalk with a huge pinch of salt but that last bit seems something like I'd imagine us trying to do if we thought West Ham might bite.
  22. Howmanheyman
    BBC Reporter: "So Roy, what do you realistically think could happen in Brazil with England?" Roy: "We'wl, wiwth a fair wind I hope we can make the Quarter Finals." BBC Reporter: "What about you, Jurgen? How do you rate the United States chances?" Klinsmann: "I really think we can go all the way and win it, then successfully defend it in four years time in Russia with the US President giving the Commies the finger as our Skipper lifts the trophy once again." BBC Reporter: "Do you not think you're getting a bit carried away, Jurgen?" Klinsmann: "Well Roy started it."
  23. Howmanheyman
    Pleased you seem ok bar some soreness, this place would be a right pain if you didn't fix the technical hitches, just not be the same without you. Anyway, Gloomy nailed a presentation....
  24. Howmanheyman
    ......And medical science was eternally grateful for the brain cell which represented the Borders region, Rob.
  25. Howmanheyman
    Billy Askew.
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