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I can't remember much about the speech to be honest despite practicing in my head constantly whenever I had a moment to myself a few weeks beforehand. Like I said, it was a weight off once I'd stood up and said my bit. I felt a stone lighter.

Stopped at that bit, mate.

I can't remember mentioning I loved my Wife, mind. Was too busy remembering who to thank and mentioning her uncle who was supposed to give her away but died a couple of months before the wedding. Basically was trying not to fuck it up as I don't give speeches and certainly never did back then.

Those with cat's are the cruelest. Might as well impale poor Tiddles on a small wooden pole and turn him on a spit for a few hours till you get that lovely chargrill effect. Goes nice with Louisiana hot sauce.

Next mission, Mike Ashley 'just going'.

We had five years together before we married. I absolutely dreaded the wedding day but once the speech was out of the way you can relax and just enjoy yourself. I was surprised how much I enjoyed the day itself as I can't be arsed with the fuss.

He had very good control with a ball did McGhee. Very skillful. Ryder largely uses quotes from Quinn/McGhee rather than his own patter so it was a fairly bearable read.

Thanks folks, was told if you're going to get epilepsy this was the the version to get and once they got the dosage correct everything was ok it was case of waiting a few years as her version usually goes itself but still, she didn't like taking the medicine as it was 'horrible', (it was), and it was/is always a worry that it could turn into full blown epilepsy.

My youngest Daughter was diagnosed with childhood absence epilepsy about three years ago. After an EEG today, following one last year, it looks like it might be gone as the last two never showed any real signs of activity. She's being weaned off medication from today and it should take about ten weeks to get her off it. Hopefully it's gone for for good and we wont see any 'blank' episodes which the medicine smothered. My fingers are well and truly crossed.

Fourteen years married today, JaMouse. FUCKING GET OUT NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!

Good luck with that one.

Had approx ten pints yesterday afternoon/early evening followed by a pizza with chillies and jalepenos on it.

Spent an hour or so at the hoppings earlier on for the first time in almost twenty years. Going to sound like Gemmill here like but that had to be the biggest percentage of charva per person since the last time I walked down Wallsend High Street. Even bigger if I'm honest.

Two bottles and he's arseholed.

Ignored some of my points. No wonder the silly lad is getting panned. Someone else new wrote something on here and asked for feedback. I gave him some without taking the piss and he spat the dummy out big time. He took it poisenally and it was strictly business, not poisenal.

We just can't compete with a fixture list like that.

Have these fixtures been confirmed by Lee Ryder?

The same desperately piss poor crosses in to Mike 'Timid' Williamson.

Saying shit performances were 'unlike us' when in fact they were very much like us.

Blaming our shit form on a 'heavy shirt' and general insinuations that the fans are a bit demanding.

Not accepting the England job when CT offered it.

Numerous heavy defeats. Heads dropping in his sides. Worst home defeat since the twenties.

Happy Dog dancing to salsa.