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Hope not.

Plus we haven't seen the back of the shirt yet!!

I genuinely thought we could match, or if things went our way, improve on fourth but obviously that went out of the window with the circumstances around the unprecedented injuries and suspension, credit to the players and staff for sticking together and getting us where they did but that last week was a bit disappointing where they undid their own work a bit. It's been frustrating looking at what could have been but there you go. At times it felt we were just getting shafted on a weekly basis not just with the injuries but the cup draws and the made up temporary laws to stop us getting imaginary players from Saudi. Make them pay for it next year, please.

Adidas had some ropey shirts for us as well as a few classics but the younger fans on twitter don't seem to recall them? I don't think that's particularly good especially considering the shit about being one of their 'super clubs' and it being the first shirt they've done for us in years, I was at least thinking they'd do a bespoke one for the first shirt in their new era of supplying us. Said it for years, the most consistent supplier we've ever had for classic NUFC shirts was umbro, (home AND away).

Fish and klopp walk into a bar, barman says, 'why the long face and prominent teeth?' Fish says, 'Hey! I'm the guy who does the comedy around here!'

What is it with Liverpool and Man United fans insisting they always win stuff with bairns or on the cheap against all the odds? They're fucking bizarre tbh.

Burnley budget apparently?

The arsenal fans face

All the lads down under need decide which one is going to get a tattoo in honour of poor old Adam not getting to make the trip thus depriving the Aussies and Kiwis the chance of meeting NUFC 's top boy.

I wonder if we'd have been on if we were in 6th spot going into this?

Liverpool are going to have their pipes well and truly drained today by sky. Wolves fans might as well not bother watching it, they'll be completely and utterly ignored.

Just back from Cyprus, absolute disgrace how many businesses were flouting the rules and eating outside unlike us British who had played fair and stuck to the red tape until we finally won our Brexit freedom.

I thought you were in your twenties and would know what to do with embedding links and shit like that?

"It's alright, he'll get to the punchline soon."

"Hirsute? Homosexuals? Bears? C'mon, work with me here!"

ET's his top nark. He gets information through telepathy with the movers and shakers in the transfer market. He's just got to look at a photo of Jamie Rueben and our five year transfer targets are imprinted in his brain. He then spills the beans to Mouth of the Tyne at the area 51 rendezvous point.

@Tom recalls seeing him on a UFO abduction programme and that's all you need to know about him

If it puts him in the news he'd snap their hands off at the chance.

Ah well, you know what they say in Russia, Mike? Tough Shitski.

I must've caught the tail end of the poster as other than the name I can't remember too much about him?

'murphy has more assists than almiron BUT WE AREN'T READY TO HAVE THAT CONVERSATION' Who's 'we' and why does he want a conversation about it? There's another one on mute. That kid, not you, Wykiki.

Sky: "Title shoot out D-Day!!!! Don't forget to tune into sky for the greatest ever title shoot out since the last one a couple of years ago! Will Peps man City make it four in a row or will Arteta's Arsenal be crowned champions? And on the third channel, bring your handkerchiefs and be prepared for a real weepie as Jürgen Klopp says farewell to Liverpool football club in what's sure to be an emotional day where we'll insert cliche after cliche and drain every bit of spunk from the Liverpool cock. *For all other games of varying importance which we couldn't give a fuck about if we're being completely honest, head over to sky sports news for a quick update with the stand-in presenter, Clinton Morrison, the Eusebio of championship early 2000s Palace, Sue Smith who once played for a lasses team , no idea who and probably England but we haven't really checked, look she's a lass, ok? What's your problem? The Dawson kid who played for a mediocre Spurs and the Scottish pudding who played semi professional football for Rangers when the SPL was 90% into it's terminal decline."

A bit like gemmill and the Summerville kid bronski beat songs I started a few months ago.