Howmanheyman

When did commentators stop commentating on the game taking place and just talk incessantly about who said what whenever? How about shut the fuck up? Matterface and Darren fletcher being the worst culprits.

I'd love to sit next to him at a match, his face would be a picture. His nose would be turned up as if I'd soiled myself with shit and extra diarrhea sauce.

The papers in this country, just gotta love 'em. 'FURY AS NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!' The stock photo as well, man! 'Get two youngish, wokish looking females as a photo drinking latte or something. Make sure they're worth having a hate wank over.'

Aye, he's a proper cunt. Possibly the inspiration to the 'considerbloi richer than yow' sketch minus the Brummie accent if that picture is anything to go by as well as his patter.

I didn't make it past the headline.

Not just him at it....

Journalists, just one of the reasons England are hard to like.

I've heard somewhere that they've decided to just leave Man City alone as they're shit scared of losing fortunes plus opening a can of worms with other clubs, are going to legislate for Chelsea to have an extra month for transfers, are going to revisit Man United's COVID issue and award them a brand new stadium paid for by the the tax payer and the PL, are going to give Arteta two joker cards per match to overturn any hembarrassing and disgraceful decisions he doesn't like, going to give Spurs an extra spot in Europe but not for football just the Eurovision song contest for their 'oooooooooooooooooh wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the Spuuuuuuuuuuuuurs go maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarching iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' dirge as it's got similar vibes to some of the songs on there. The PL are also going to insist on 24/7 Liverpool football club coverage on every television, radio station in the UK whether they're playing or not with every football club in the UK having to now run out to 'you'll never walk alone'. Finally, NUFC will have to submit in writing, every transfer they may be thinking of to every chairman in advance as well as to every talk sport presenter. They'll have to also include their five year transfer strategy, how they'll pay for it, explain why they're not continuing with Mike Ashley's blueprint and why they refuse to not stop actively trying to grow into a big hitter. They're to be docked a point for every time they approach a possible new sponsor and another point for every time they actively try to beat any club called, Man United, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs.

"You're trying to be Jamaican, aren't you?"

FYP

It makes you think. ©Alex

34.

I feel like the ignored woman from the fast show.

That was also my point! Your first three sentences.

Almiron is one of the people we can't sell from the Ashley regime. The stars we could sell at a profit would be Bruno, Isak or Gordon. I'd add Botman to that but that's now a wait and see as it's a bad injury which has been unnecessarily aggravated. Do I want to sell the crown jewels? Of course not.

So true.

There is cheaper options, have you seen my ship called 'dignity' yet?

Him saying we need to be better at selling is fair enough until you look at what we want to sell, what contract they're on and the chances of selling them, (especially now under PSR) being slim to none. If he wants to point the finger for that then it has to go back to the Ashley regime. Or is he saying we should've bought players in under the level of Bruno etc to let them grow before selling? The long-term aim of development is the way to go but if you can't sell the shite then you have to grow the income till the development takes shape and the shite eventually leaves through not renewing their contracts. Or we sell a diamond with a potential diamond already in place when the polished diamond is sold. Absolutely nobody wants the likes of isak to go so either they up their game on the income front or they get selling the stars.

"Ok guys, now for my next song, I think there's a point in every relationship where things sometimes start to go wrong. These feelings can lead to tensions and suspicion but it's nothing that can't be sorted. I think Elvis gets this..... Just about.....right....." 🎶 We're caught in a trap I can't walk out Because I love the salary too much, Eddie Why can't you see What you're doing to me When you don't believe a word I say? We can't go on together With suspicious minds (suspicious minds) And we can't build this long term project On suspicious minds.... 🎵

Hesoos Christos, man!

Eventually, it was our first and wasn't supposed to be so early! Luckily she's 22 now so all's well that ends well.

The one near BHS was the training ground for their staff, the fully trained ones worked at Warner bros. (That was our theory anyway).