Howmanheyman

I'm still a supporter of Newcastle United or what it was. Ashley will not get a penny from me and hasn't for a good couple of years. Makes no difference? It does to me.

Where's the missing millions? Expect a limited number of journalists to ask this including the local boys.

I thought it was Cat who got the cream? What?

£50M? £30M? No, £18M and no budge on INTEREST free debt. Hats off to Mike and the crew.Vindicates Sundays decision to fuck the derby off and keep the money myself. A bit like the club.

"So there's this great new tomato dolmio/lemon sauce recipe! And it's only available in Boldon!! How lucky are we, Marra?"

You want to see what they do with lemons round his neck of the woods.

.......A few pints later.......... Poor Kid: "Err, no, Mr Howmanheyman, I've no idea how many fans Arsenal brought up in 1988-89 when they were going for the title?" Howmanheyman: "Well it's your team! You should! Ya Da from Islington or something?"

My twelve, nearly thirteen year old daughter has her boyfriend around. He's a shy, nice enough kid. I'm really doing my best here and luckily am going out very soon for a few pints with workmates but the kid has a fucking Arsenal away shirt on. I'm fighting myself not to say anything here, like. I hope he's not here when I come back with a few beers in my belly.

I think we may be both on something, my dear Fist.

Getting fucking tedious reading match going fans moaning about boycotting fans moaning about match going fans now, mind.

Hang on a minute, Stevie goes and CT breaks his silence all in the same afternoon.............? No wonder they're never spotted in the same room!

My diary was chocka block anyway whenever it was. Sniff.

No invite for me? Fuck that, admin, delete my account ya pack of geeks!

Missed this. Dr Stevie spotting the symptoms straight away.

err, thanks, Stevie. Crocodile shoeeeeessssssss!!!

Will he have sacked his helicopter off by then?

A long, long time ago I can still remember when he said he was from Blyth And Fish knew if he had a chance Stevie say 'Y'knaa the dance' And maybe they'd be happy for a while But February made Fishy shiver With every post that he'd deliver Stevie's on the doorstep Fish had to go and just watch his step I can't remember if I cried When I read about his wounded pride But something touched me deep inside The day Fishes comedy died [Chorus] So bye-bye, Seaton Sluice or was it Blyth? Wore my Blazer to the party, but Stevie'd drunk it dry And them good old boys were drinkin' meths up in Blyth Singin' "This'll be the day that I die This is a normal day up in Blyth"

Stevie said it took 7 words to find that 'relic' from six years ago. Probably took about the same number of seconds. I'd completely forgotten we'd even been interested in O'Leary if it was true. Anyway, I'm sure somebody can do the same with one of these Garde articles in six years time.

Next manager, well, as much chance as Monsieur Garde.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/6024208/Newcastles-talks-with-David-OLeary-break-down.html

He's an improvement on Pardew, finished higher than Pardew, managed in CL unlike Pardew, would be proof the club is always looking to progress. /Club spin

He probably emerged from his mother's vagina, winked at the midwife and told his mam that 'we was fantastic today'.

The football league forced the club to close the corner for a couple of games after the amount of stuff threw at Gazza and anyone brave enough to take a corner. Was going great as well, the game that is, actually felt a bit sorry for later on, looked like he was genuinely upset he was getting called whereas the likes of Waddle didn't give a fuck.

Stevie don't hurt him, don't hurt him, Neymar.

Look at the clip of them, especially the middle four.