Howmanheyman

When my eldest daughter was a toddler and she fell over she always used to blame me if I was anywhere near her. Unlike his 32" jeans, CT just hasn't grown out of that habit of blaming others.

CT, you've been listening to Yazz again, haven't you?

poverty

Probably by international bank transfer.

'Ok, Steven, it's Dr Split-Arse here, we're going to start off with a simple question........1. Which club has the fattest fans? 2. Which clubs fans are the biggest Mugs? Steven.......Steven......ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!!!!' Good luck!

I fancied that, always enjoyed our games in Sheffield. Jammy twat, have a pint for me.

I'm crawling through a confined spaces in a plant attaching plastic carriers to fixed pins on a chain. There's a spring, a washer, the carrier then another washer and a nut. I've got about 3,000 to do and I've got a ratchet, a head light and a big pair of balls. Fancy a swap? (job, not bollocks. I'm quite attached to them and they wouldn't look right on you.*). *open goal for MF that last line.

Sounds familiar.......Does it rhyme with 'Holding'?

Aye, like the price hikes that occurred in the transition from terraces to seats.

Never thought things were that bad, Gloomy. Thanks for sharing.

That is 100% wrong. (Not your info, the fact that Ashley's NUFC think it's ok.) £35 for the privilege of being allowed to purchase an away ticket? Absolutely stinks as does a lot things to do with Ashley's NUFC.

I'm 40 and have never heard the word 'bong' used as a name for a drug. Thought it must be Mackem and /or new charva slang.

"Word on Da street, you is looking for iz, Chief." "Could be, could be, Marra." "You after some product? I's got Charlie, E's and some weed, Boss." "Fuck that shit, You got any of that sewpa Bong?" "Dong?" "Wrong." "Wrong?" "No, Bong."

What the fuck's 'Bong'? :lol:

We wont know what they'll charge, HF, but my guess would be a pay on the day punter might be getting some decent deals. I sometimes think this lot make it up as they go along. Have they launched the new kit yet?

You think they'll charge £28 for the derby?

The match by match price will change though.

Mind, still rather read a comic any day than watch Geordie shore or the Apprentice.

I think there'll be deals on a match by match basis, I know two seasons ago it me £20, (£15 adult, £5 child), for me and my daughter for the PL game v Swansea, (£15 adult, £5 child). It wasn't advertised very well I just caught it by accident. They're more desperate now.

Sounds a rearally sewpa day out, steyvey.

How cam we ain't getting a facking piece of the action? [/Ashley]

I very rarely eat crisps but when I do those 'sensation' crisps walkers do take some beating, especially the Thai one and the balsamic vinegar and onion pack. Lursh and much better than Discos and pringles.