Howmanheyman

"Happy birthday, mate!"

By coincidence I bought three for a fiver the other day for old times sake, just the normal broon ale and I noticed two things, it wasn't quite the same taste, they've now put 'Tadcaster, North Yorkshire' on the label now they think enough time has lapsed since S&N, not Heineken, decided to move out of Tyneside.

"Right, we do a series where I get to 'dine' at contestants houses or flats. It's always me and three females. The winning female gets to lick squirty cream off my John Thomas. We call the show 'Cum dine on me'. What's not to like?"

They're not just advertising to you or me who are sceptical of SD but anyone watching a clip on MOTD or sky who may have no idea of our club or care even less if they did. There's a lot more Non-NUFC fans throughout the world than there is Newcastle United supporters and I'd hazard a guess more non-NUFC fans have seen his advertsing around St. James' Park and in the tunnel for interviews than Mags. SD is always there. if it isn't important why is it there?

Au-fucking-contraire. We're not a glamour club as long as he owns us, this club has plenty of evidence of being a glamour club but you have to turn the clock back pre-Ashley. As for the interest free debt, that's really great of him to do that, it really is. If we aren't paying interest the debt must be going down all the more faster. It's what? Not moved at all? Advertising works however much we laugh about it so to disregard it isn't helpful.

Couldn't find a courbette, had roast budgie and home brew ale pie instead.

Arsenal really should be a goal down here. Half time analysis from Sol Campbell, Lee Dixon with Adrian Chiles. Commentary by Tyldsley and Andy Townsend. It's a veritable who's who of wankers.

'Couldn't find a courbette, used Morrison's frozen potato croquettes instead.'

The narrator who takes the piss out of the contestants would have a fucking field day, man.

We really should've went in for Ba, like.

CT, PLEASE put your name down for it, PLEASE!

There's always someone on it who's gay. You've a canny chance of getting picked to be fair (Meenzer might get picked too).

Besiktas kick off against Arsenal, kid touches it to Demba Ba who shoots from centre circle where a combination of the Arsenal keeper's hand and the crossbar stops what would've been a fucking class goal. (Ba nearly scores again from a volley).

Nee idea, I was at work. I was getting updates of the score from a couple of Mackems who I presumed were taking the piss.

Was Brewcies Brum I think. On tv as well.

Worked out how to do it, now. Ken's is now on mine.

Still no idea where it is.

"Happy birfday, RT! You're like a new signing, to me! Happy birfday, dear Ryan, Happy birfday, RT!"

I forgot about that!

It's the same shirt so I was spot on.

I quite prefer the shit hole that was Blundell Park. Some good memories of games down there. Besides there's too many old stadiums with character which are now gone where their replacements are flat pack, soulless carbon copy non-entities. Value what you have.

When he spoke to the likes of Yosser Hughes, it was just a television drama programme, Rob. I can imagine him giving more benign looks to the remains of dog excrement on his expensive shoes than two badly dressed, alcoholic breath, forty somethings with a 1984 replica NUFC shirt on and slurred speech about being 2-0 up on aggregate in Lisbon and blowing it etc, etc. Anyway, how you keeping?

"Mr McFaul, I'm your surgeon, Doctor Split-Arse, there was a bit of a mishap with your documents and another patients, I'm afraid we've performed the wrong operation on you." "What you trying to say, Doc? Give it to me straight, don't pull any punches." "You might want to change your name to Stephanie."