Howmanheyman

AH tonight..... "Anyways, who cares about work?"

"Sewpamac? Massive lads fan, marra. Yewsed to train with the lads on his day off at roker beych. Kept asking Joe Harvey for a free transfer to us but Joe said, no, I don't think so, despite him growing up being a massive lads fan himself and watching us every time we played in Yorkshire before he flewked three cup wins with the mags when he grew up as a player."

FFS. You go in, in the first place saying you'll take the Mondays off then TELL her you'll be EXPECTING a lieu day off for the bank holidays. You're lucky she feels sorry for and don't deserve the extra days for that meek show. (Well done though!)

Shall I watch Eddie's press conference, @LongTimeAdmireror has @Gemmills running commentary just about covered it?

The manager who interviewed me and phoned back up is from that neck of the woods as it happened so the wife thinks she's safe on that score.

+1

Got offered a job yesterday, knocked it back, it was flexible working but the shift pattern I got given on the offer wasn't flexible working and only temporary, (which wasn't mentioned) but I'd also have been out and about up to Berwick, down to Scarborough etc which sounds great but I can't be that far from the missus in case she falls down etc. Went for an another interview at dinner time and I was barely back in the house when she phoned back to unofficially offer me the job to 'get me off the market' as she said nobody else came close to touching me who she'd seen so far. It's only 25 hours, money is shit but it's something different as long as we can afford it I'll give it a bash. A lot will depend on certain other circumstances out of my control going the right and proper way but I've nothing to lose really, I'm officially a carer so there's no comebacks if it isn't suitable for our circumstances. The missus overheard the gushing praise and is now slightly worried.

Like bairns diving on a wedding scramble money for ANYTHING that mentions the word Sunderland or one of their players... "Thu menshunned Sunalin ourJahdin, Jewde menshunned Sunalin on his Yewtewbe channel!!!! Gerrin!!!! Tak that Mags, tak fucking that!! Sunalin are back, Sunalin are back, hello! Hello!"

I saw some comments from Brazilians who are bitching like foreign cartel 6 fans about having Newcastle, West Ham and Wolves players in their team, basically blaming everything on that. They can FUCK RIGHT OFF if I ever bump into one of the cunts..... Fucking swivel....

Me thinking you said Bruce not Bunce.

The dentist will start giving your wife the oral sex you're used to by sticking his fingers in her mouth then she'll start giving him the kind of oral sex the rest of us recognise by slurping on his baby's arm holding an apple...... CT: "No, still wooshed, I'm afraid!"

I moved in with my wife a lot later than I would've as I was only on a temporary contract at the time. She was permanent but my wage was a lot more but I always had the sword of Damocles hanging over me of a week's notice so I wouldn't commit to getting a mortgage till they finally took a few of us on. It's absolutely shit, like.

MLF'dYP

For clarification, this is gloomy trying it and this is CT's reaction to watching him try it.

Twenty seconds after gloomy trying this.... "Fuuuuuck yes."

Everyone else: "I wonder what game that was and what was happening?" BD: "Take down that incriminating evidence, FFS!"

Bravado.....err......comedy.......errr..... mean Pepe le Pew Dave.

Turn it off, then turn it on again after five minutes, TP.

Yes I know. I'm never out too long so it's a bit suffocating tbh.

You lead a better life than me!