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Howmanheyman

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  1. Liverpool get a second just after half time with a fucking woeful penalty dive from Joe allen. The Spurs kid tries to grab him but he's already past him before he feels the arm and goes down.
  2. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/tony-cascarino-and-mick-quinn.961020/ Wait for it..... Wait for it..... BINGO!!!!!
  3. Helsinki, Eurovision Song Contest, 2015 Meenzer's Gay mate: "What's the matter with you Meenz?" Meenzer: "It's just my folks, you know, I thought they'd have accepted that Dummett is shit by now, it's almost like they're trying to fool themselves." Fish: "See that's the thing. It may just be their way of handling it, a sort of juxtaposition like The Dark Knight wanting to admit his frailties but fearing that in order to ........" Meenzer's Gay mate: "Ahh for fuck's sake, Meenz, could you not leave your straight mate back in London? Jesus, Dummett's got fuck all to do with Batman, Iceman, Spiderman, cardboard bastard box!!"
  4. For all CT's patter about about the really dark days of which I'm not trying to gloss over at all, there's something truly depressing about the state of modern football in general and Ashley's NUFC in particular, quite simply, a manager with Pardew's record defeats/scorelines/cup defeats/derby record would've been binned long, long ago. Ultimately he's the biggest, but not only, symptom of the man slowly suffocating the life out of this club, Mike Ashley.
  5. 'Glasgie Sellick, boy, the biggest club in Alderwiereld, ahm telling ya.'
  6. It's getting that way with me, never thought, sorry, fawt I'd say it. (JFK doesn't count as a manager. As I've said before, he was just a practical joke that got out of hand).
  7. Good luck to you, Chez, I enjoy reading your travel tales and patter in general but sometimes think we need an alternative Chez who stayed in North Tyneside and is basically a harry Bamp plonky from the Ridges.
  8. We're having some research problems today on toontastic.
  9. "Be you Leon Best?" "No we're the........ NUFC coaching team!!!!!"
  10. Blatantly posted this from the flats down by Percy Main Metro in his hondacrackas and Kestrel super strength beer stains on his bedsheets.
  11. It's all about YOU isn't it, you heartless bastard.
  12. Aye, I've been glued to SSN all through this window, like.
  13. He's a tough cookie to please, is MT. "I'm nearly finished with the Brondby connection research. Won't be long, babes, just put my dinner in the oven. Love you. Bye.......bye."
  14. I've just been a bit busy to post as much, sorry.
  15. A win would really have papered over the cracks, mind. Too much to ask for coming back from a losing position. Noticed Ashley in the crowd, can Pards dedicate this draw to him, please?
  16. Fucking get in! Aarons has been the difference.
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