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Shame our radicalised internet fans laced Cisse's drink with ebola otherwise we might have scored a fird.

Our radicalised fans cost us another goal by wanting a fird?

Man city away if we get through.

Our name has changed from just 'Noocarsuwl' to 'Noocarsuwl, bottom of the premier league' according to the presenter on SSN as he's said it quite a few times now.

Couldn't find praise for Ben Arfa, praised Obertan instead.

HBA puts a brilliant through ball in as hull take the lead. (Just saying!)

Anyway, Souness is a warning about coming across well on tv and being a good manager the fucking fraud.

Never heard anyone say it let alone, everyone.

Part two: We're a PL club.......Get us out of this!

At the end of the day it's personal to the person who boycotts or attends. Alex and PL allude to people maybe making more of an issue about not going to games to Ashley rather than other factors and I'm sure this is right in some instances, but, some people, and I'm speaking for myself here, feel like there's fuck all they can do about this manky mob who run our club, fuck all bar doing the only thing which will show an instant rejection of them and that is to withold our attendance and cash. I can't call anyone who goes particularly when I'm in a calm mood for a HMHM in his teens/early twenties would've still went but would've kicked up a stink in and around the stadium, then again, I wouldn't have been alone in this. We all have our own breaking points and mine broke a while back. I don't work weekends anymore and when I've been in shifts that allowed it I've always went to games as it's something I enjoy, I enjoy the craic, I enjoy the peeve and I enjoy letting the vocal chords get an airing. If I felt as one with large parts of our support then I'd even consider doing as HF suggests and raining shit on Ashley as well as giving the team some support with some actual proper decent songs and chants but I feel no empathy with loads of our support these days and I'm not the only 'older' head to say it either. I read about stewards confiscating stuff from fans before the turnstiles and putting them in binbags and it seemed to just be accepted albeit reluctantly. I never heard of blazing rows, I never heard of pushing or shoving or people standing their ground, (a lot easier when you've had a sup). I never heard of anyone stating their rights etc. Ashley has won, some of our fans are knackers, some aren't happy but put up with it, some just go and blot him out. I look at my money and have the slight satisfaction of not putting it into Mike ashley's NUFC which is a different club to our NUFC. That's all I have. Hope PL enjoys the game tonight, (he will), and I hope we all get our wish and something, somehow, turns up.

Well done. (although in a year or two you'll be fucking sick of the place and smiling at your post).

Thought it would be up your street, Stevie. I know you're a big fan of his.

Pardew: "Yeah it was really tough aht there, you know. Kinda reminded me of my time in 'Nam." Interviewer: "You were in Vietnam?" Pardew: "worse than Vietnam, mate, fackin Dagenham. The queues outside Tesco in the week up to Christmas, let me tell you, it separated the men from the boys."

"Which one's CT?" "Me." "I know exactly 'ow you felt when you clinched that corner sofa deal back in '91 at South Shields whilst Ossie's boys were straggling in the old division two wivaht ya" "Really?" "Course I dahn't you fackin Mappet."

Who changed the thread title?

"Now I know what Paul Simon meant by the words he found, I wish I was Homeward Bound. Well I feel like Buddy Holly 'cause it's Raining In My Heart. And I feel like, all the Geordies did, when Albert chipped in the fifth. Now I know how Paul McCartney felt when he got up to say:... I wish it was Yesterday."

Can't remember is the answer. Actually think the game Gillespie shone was the 2-0 defeat at Old Trafford. Think that's where KK decided to get him.

Should've played him as centre half and accept that he'd drop the odd bollock, much easier for an attacker who's new to the league to hit the ground running than a defender in the same circumstances, IMO.

It was a league cup game when clubs didn't play B teams. Full house, great atmosphere and two teams wanting to win. The two other games I mentioned didn't feature B teams either.

"Lee Ryder: The five burning issues that Newcastle United need to look at this week: .....4) Does Pardew need to give his pal José Mourinho a call for a few tips in dealing with the media? The last thing the Toon Army want is for Pardew to be pretending he’s the Special One." He's fucking great, Lee Ryder. Makes Alan Oliver look polished and professional.

70ml not including mixer.

They'll be dancing in the streets of Croydon tonight just like we did when we beat Man U 5-0. It's spooky, really.

So to re-cap, CT says we hadn't beat Man U for a decade when we beat them 5-0, although in reality we'd beaten them three times in that period despite being in a different division for four of those years. 1986-87, won 2-1. 1987-88, won 1-0. 1994-95, won 2-0. Apart from that and also saying everyone expected a defeat, he's spot on. (I managed to trudge along to all of those games and ended up in the RVI after the 2-1 win where Goddard got the winner as I knacked my leg when I got home, I was young and naive and said to my Dad that some Man U fans must have had an accident too as there was a few battered and bloodied Mancs in the accident and emergency dept the same time as us).

1993. Actually, 1994, just checked.