Howmanheyman

Vaccine deniers? Never met any of them but I've met met some vagina deniers who wouldn't give me any access to their honeypots in the past.

That's about it, like. This is where the likes of The Sun become dangerous with their propaganda equating ECHR to a bunch of British hating foreigners giving a free ticket to the likes of this Hamsa bloke and where they are very useful to the Tories.

Agency workers didn't have rights to holiday pay, this was something Europe imposed on a very reluctant Tory Government in the nineties.

He bought us for £134M, £55M is just what he paid Hall.

He's not kidding about the cars driving too close. Here is some CCTV footage of him leaving a shop. "Yeah love, camming home now, yeah I got the milk and bread an........Woah!! Fackin' hewll!! Nearly got me there! Dahnt worry, I get it. I will go home, shine my manager of the year trophy and give myself a bit of confidence."

Sure, allow me. (Adams family tune) Der der der der Bom Bom Der der der der Bom Bom Der der der der Der Der der der Der der der der Bom Bom. The Brucie family started, When Steve 'Pat Butcher' farted, His hair the shockwave parted, The Brucie family. Der Der Der Der Bom Bom Der Der Der der Bom Bom Der der der der Der der der der Der der der der Bom Bom. Hope that helped, Howay.

Think it was Shankly who sent a couple of his staff down to an FA course on coaching at somewhere like Lilleshall and when they got back a week later he asked them if they'd memorised their FA training? They said they had and he replied with something along the lines of 'good, now I want you to do the opposite of what they told you.' It might be a myth but sounds canny. Nolan should do the same if he ever fancies a managers job.

Would be interesting to see how Nolan would get on as a manager as he's been a pretty good captain in the past and seems a natural leader. Not sure we are in the position to take a chance although saying that, when KK was unveiled in 1992 most thought it was a ridiculous appointment and doomed.

I hope this isn't a hint for someone to equal the amount of times you've told us you're rapping your ST in with the same amount of £s.

Seems El Tel always wanted to manage us. "The recent low atmosphere in the North-East is expected to be exacerbated by plenty of hot air pushing up from the South-East of England."

Didn't know where to put this but considering the hassle the club had getting academy status granted to them under the football genius' watch I thought I'd put it here. I've noticed yet again our young'uns getting beat, nothing new as they always seem to every time I look on nufc.com. This time the U18's were beaten 1-5 at home to Liverpool's bairns whilst at the same time the U16's were taken apart by a scoreline reading 11 (eleven) - 2 by their red counterparts. What the fuck's going on? I sometimes run on a public footpath that bisects the academy and one time when I noticed they were having a training game I stopped for five minutes to see how they were getting on, One thing that stood out is that they didn't seem that good! Another was a scouse voice shouting out stuff like getting stuck in etc which I took to come from Everton man, Dave Watson although I couldn't make him out as he had his back to me. I tell you what, we're not exactly churning the players out of our 'reserves' the last few years are we?

"Nee bother, wor kid, it was just one small step."

"So has the Cobber got cancer or not?" - Kenneth, Australia.

Moderated.

Who is it, like?

Jason Donovan? "All the best Stevie, the donation is especially for you."

"Where shall we fuck off to, oh Monkey's Mitt?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbHLV5EXAaE&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ Nice sunday afternoon at Highbury when our club wanted to compete to the best of their abilities.

I'd buy about a hundred hamsters, when they started dying I'd put them in a pot with 20L of boiling water, 5L of syrup and add 5kgs of sugar. I'd boil them for five hours constantly stirring until I'd made a kind of jam. I'd then taste it and if it was shite I'd chuck it on my lawn. The next day I'd arise to see a smattering of daisies where I'd chucked the concoction. I'd then rub my chin, shake my head and think to myself, 'strange, you usually get tulips from Hamster Jam'.

"Steady on old chap, Just because I'm keen on those Magpie fellows doesn't mean I'm common, what?"

All he wanted to do was move the rose bush in the middle, push the daisies out wide and lay some new turf for fifty grand a year; Jonas Shane Roses Marveaux Daisies SBR-Charity Ashley-Genuis £50 Cherry-Tomato Budgie-RIP

What a bunch of wankers. All CT wanted was for someone to answer his simple question. How hard was it to do? Sure, there was umpteen pages on it but come on, does he really have to read them again? The man's on a tight schedule here, there's something waiting in the oven and his camera's charging up as we speak.

Unfortunately our local press decided to inform the players we had Man City in the next round and poor Abeid got a bit distracted by that.