Howmanheyman

You're still on probation, by the way.

TBF, even the Pope would've saved it.

Salvatore Schillaci only 59. 😔 RIP Toto.

Can you change your username to 'Left Nut', please? (Asking for Holden McGroin).

Ah waz in sunalin general as our lass had just dropped another bairn, (she said it was definitely mine, like), anyways, the head nuss pulls me over to one side and sez, 'eea, marra, ah dinna knaaz how to tell ya but thuz beyn a mix up of the babies. The three here got mixed up, there's a black asylum seykaz bairn, a Mags bairn and a MLF's bairn.' Ah just took the darkey bairn and when the nuss looked at iz ah sez, 'Ah canna tak a chance, marra'. The rest of the ward had gathered by now and all applauded my logic to a man. FTM.

It could still be then TBF, a shirt sponsor doesn't and didn't mean NUFC couldn't take money from other competitors. I've seen LCL adverts around when S&N had us.

Scouse version of Mackemory.

That photo.

Pliant?

"It's gwan be aahwight, Robin."

"This next one is dedicated to two good friends and colleagues of mine going through a difficult patch at the minute..... 🎵 How can we be lovers, if we can't be friends? How can we start over when the fighting never ends? Baby, how can we make love, if we can't make amends? How can we be lovers, if we can't be, can't be friends? 🎶

Their neverending tales of bumping into mags everywhere and anywhere in the world where the MLFs present are all fine, respectable pillars of society but the mags are brash, big mouthed scruffs all wearing football tops who are usually publicly humiliated by the debonair descendants of founders of global football clubs always tickles me. Keep it going, marras, lovely to see.

The @thebrokendoll right now.....

Every other twat in this big 6 has been allowed to grow their squads with money pumped in at some point in time which generated success which lead to outside sponsorship as sponsors became more of a thing, this then lead to lucrative tournaments which then intensified their sponsorship reach. We needed to get quality in at a good age and hope to fuck they develop well and stay injury free to keep being at the right end of the table. Then the revenue should start coming in but the sponsorship money will remain middling if we remain a once in a while top 6 side. Our hands are tied but as I mentioned a few weeks ago, I caught a snippet of Silverstone talking and I got the distinct impression he's/NUFC are holding off accepting sponsorship deals which we'd be tied to in a few years time that we wouldn't want to be tied to. It must have pissed them off being stuck with castore and fun888 for as long as they did. Are they confident we can make the top 4 as is? Is the man city thing going to make our pathway a lot more clear? Who knows? I do know there were and still are some very jittery arses around places like Spurs when it comes to Newcastle United, maybe not in their stands but definitely in their boardrooms.

And how's Cath doing? Ant, Cath, now Howay (by the looks of it) adding to long list of ex-posters.

Well I'll be driving an electric car soon, when I was a teenager in the eighties watching Alexei Sayle I had a burning ambition to drive a Czechoslovakian car from behind the iron curtain and be the envy of my classmates so we're getting a Skoda enyaq.

I've no idea? I just recall one of you was accused of driving a 'hairdresser's car'. (Think it was ewerk?)

The hairdresser's choice.

Adam Ant?

If I had a couple of years YTS at Thomson house as a trainee journalist instead of being on the dole or being at a tuppence happeny place in Newburn I think I'd have made a great local journalist on YouTube.

Well the fences went down after April '89, the benches look pretty new and the executive boxes went up mid 80s iirc so I'd go 86/87 on that particular picture?

U Ok hun?

That old flake advert must've tipped CT over the edge.

Me looking for CT's funny picture on the funny picture thread.