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Howmanheyman

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  1. "It was either Portland Timbers B team or Real Madrid at the Bernabeu but I knew you'd fancy the US market more. Plus Madrid expected US to pay THEM!"
  2. From nufc.com Phew! Some deal Charnley's pulled off there, mind. I can feel the brand growing internationally even as I write this, man.
  3. OMG! THE ABSOLUTE PETULANCE OF IT! A CONFLAGRATION OF PESSIMISM IF YOU WILL.
  4. Well done with one and two! (Wouldn't worry so much about four what with your gingerness and that.)
  5. Happy birthday, Toonpack! (Toontastic tradition to put spoiler pics of birthday peeps interests and all that!)
  6. I though BANANACOCK might have had heirs and graces because he owned a small business.
  7. Love the cool sunglasses smiley because someone predicted we wouldn't get relegated. If you're in mid table at the half way point and go on a bad run, is it a good prediction to say you won't get relegated when you end up 90 minutes away from relegation from such a safe position?
  8. If I was a soldier I'd say an injury or illness could be a medical risk associated with the job. If I was a footballer I'd say injury was almost a guaranteed aspect of the job at some point and would expect support. At the very least I'd expect the courtesy of a face to face chat explaining the reasons and to be wished well in the future. Are you a cunt in general or just in a working environment? Why the after the word owner, by the way?
  9. Aye, what do our hard working, tax paying readers want? Obviously not a house, silly! They'll already have one! Let's give them one to rent out! This'll really engage with our readership! (High fives and drinks with lunch proposed).
  10. Charnley's statement is frankly depressing if you love this cub. You just cannot run a football set up that way, you need to grasp the bull by the horns in football and it can reap benefits, it's not just about spending for the sake of it but growing your squad to improve which in turn gives you a greater chance to maximise your commercial potential. You hang around waiting for the ideal scenario to get a player at the very best financial deal and you're going to end up disappointed most times, and your targets or priorities may have changed in that time from say a centre half to a striker depending on injuries etc. We're royally fucked and no matter the size and potential of this club, it means fucking Jack Shit when the potential is deliberately suffocated from within from the very top.
  11. The Kennedy story, I see where they're coming from even though it's fucking rank behaviour, it's their thing, but that prize and it's proposed purpose? Fuck me, man! Imagine a family, struggling to get a rented house winning it and the DM insisting they have to rent the house out to others. Their mentality is amazing.
  12. https://twitter.com/designboz/status/605820687521955840/photo/1
  13. "Hi, is that Pukka Pies sales team? Hi it's Ryan Taylor. Lee Charnley has asked John Carver to ask me to tell you, while I'm on the phone, like, that they'll only be wanting 10,000 mince beef pies for the next home game. What? Well apparently they only sold 11,988 out of the 12,000 you sent last time so they don't want to get their fingers burnt next time. Cheers."
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