Howmanheyman

"Guys!! Guys!! Come back!! Chocolate coins, metal detecting, something or other, etc, etc" MF'd your CT'dP or something, err......What was I talking about, again?

That's just what they want you to think. /Parky

No need to speak about people like that.

Rattled.

It's an improvement for England, at least they didn't get beat over the Irish sea like they did against the Emerald isle's top team, Northern Ireland.

Are they seriously discussing a man of the match or did I not hear them properly?

Adam Lalana would win the 'looks like a hairdresser' section of a look-a-like competition.

That would be Tim O'Tei.

What's with the fascination of one colour kits in international football these days rather than the traditional colours?

Paddock Lad has one of those for his East Stand seat also with matching blanket.

The incident was caught on the company cctv. They missed the initial argument but get to the bit where I'm giving him advice.

The people who knew this game was on are as follows....... 1. The British sports journalists who have a vested interest in pretending England games, (especially friendlies), are in any way relevant. 2. Half the Southern English football fans. 3. All of the few hundred Southern English 'No surrender' loons. 4. Every single Irish football fan North and South of the border and 3/4 of the rest of the Irish population who aren't arsed in football.

Ewerk knew the game was on. Probably Ant did as well.

Will Niall Quinn drive to the game smashed out of his skull, eh? Eh?!

Ewerk, the shamrock essembee.

Ewerk more bothered about England than the English on here it seems.

+1

Before I drove tanks, I used to fly this giant triangular beast. Had the odd argument with young squadron leaders and many a time had to climb out of the cockpit to have it out with the uppity young squadron leader.

How in Christ's name did you guess that from my scant clues? Congrats Sir. Yes I did indeed climb out of my tank and show the young Rupert the error of his ways.

I was fucking mortal and have had a bad head all day after drinking like a fish last night after my stressful day at work and suspension.

Ebay. They're a DIY job to be honest. Bought shorts and badge separately. £8 plus £4 for a professional to sew it on properly. Looks the same as the real McCoy. I'll sell it on eBay as they're a bit big. If it does well I might buy a few more.

Got a pair of shorts. Brand new, black Newcastle United umbro 1982. £12.