Howmanheyman

Well I'll be driving an electric car soon, when I was a teenager in the eighties watching Alexei Sayle I had a burning ambition to drive a Czechoslovakian car from behind the iron curtain and be the envy of my classmates so we're getting a Skoda enyaq.

I've no idea? I just recall one of you was accused of driving a 'hairdresser's car'. (Think it was ewerk?)

The hairdresser's choice.

Adam Ant?

If I had a couple of years YTS at Thomson house as a trainee journalist instead of being on the dole or being at a tuppence happeny place in Newburn I think I'd have made a great local journalist on YouTube.

Well the fences went down after April '89, the benches look pretty new and the executive boxes went up mid 80s iirc so I'd go 86/87 on that particular picture?

U Ok hun?

That old flake advert must've tipped CT over the edge.

Me looking for CT's funny picture on the funny picture thread.

Aye, there's a few things for sale on eBay for prices which are never going to sell in a million years. Unrealistic ambitions to put it mildly.

Last song in a nightclub and the lass you had your eye on ended up dancing 'cheek to cheek' with some other cunt?

🎶 We're going to London, and New York city And we'll take a piece of Amsterdam We're gonna ring rongy* dong for a holiday 🎵 *I accept these might not be the actual words

Guarantee CT loved 'Lady in red' by Chris De Burgh. What do you think, Johnathan Frakes?

I recognise Tom but who is the wall dancer? (Just out of interest, you understand?)

Spurs are all fart and no shite but I doubt there'll be as much 'look at the possession' patter if they lose this compared to their last game.

If anybody's watching sky have they minimised the screen yet while the game's on to show Eddie and the lads walking into Molinuex yet?

He wasn't so bad a few years ago but fuck me, since coming back to sky he's swallowed the cartel 6 shit 'good and proper'.

Had to switch over to the international PL feed for the first game as within one minute of Peter Drury's verbal diarrhoea it was just too much.

DCL misses good chance of equaliser, carragher fucking GUTTED.

Harry Roberts is our friend Is our friend Is our friend Harry Roberts Is our friend He shoots coppers Shoots the bastards with a gun With a gun With a gun Shoots the bastards with a gun. Harry Roberts.

An Everton win is better for us but I want a double Mersey heartbreak for Everton fan/Liverpool football club propagandist Jamie carragher.

The sky angle for the not 'offside' goal.

Harry Roberts is our friend Is our friend Is our friend Harry Roberts Is our friend He shoots coppers Shoots the bastards with a gun With a gun With a gun Shoots the bastards with a gun. Harry Roberts.